The Way of the Samurai [Concluded]

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Oh, what now pizza!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh, what now pizza!

I am terribly, terribly surprised that the character "Sasaki Kojiro" had more strength than unidentified mook number 27.

Never saw it coming.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Askthepizzaguy: "Ooooh Sasaki what a big sword you have. Unsheath it for me baby".

Sasaki Kojiro: "I'm an old man, I'm not in the mood."

Askthepizzaguy: "But everyone wants to see the legendary blade in action. Everyone's cheering for you."

Sasaki Kojiro: "No, piss off. I have better things to do with my time."

Askthepizzaguy: "Awwww..... Hey, Sasaki, my sword is bigger than yours."

Sasaki Kojiro: "Is not!"

Askthepizzaguy: "I can swing it 10 times better than you, too."

Sasaki Kojiro: "Nuh uh!"

Askthepizzaguy: "Can so! Can so! I could decapitate you with my eyes closed. It's no wonder you're too cowardly to face me."

Sasaki Kojiro: "WHAT YOU SAY???"

Askthepizzaguy: "Your sword doesn't even hold an edge. It's made out of tinfoil!"

Sasaki Kojiro: "I'll have you know my blade is the largest and strongest in the land!"

Askthepizzaguy: "Oooo baby. Well I don't believe you.... you talk tough but your sword is still small."

Sasaki Kojiro: "No it is not, stop saying that. Very well, look at it, and be afraid!"

Askthepizzaguy: "Wow.... it's so.... so smooth. Did you put that dragon design on it yourself?"

Sasaki Kojiro: "Now, you shall face the terrifying wrath of Sasaki Kojiro!!!"

Askthepizzaguy: "Oh no, I am so scared, chase me Sasaki, chase me! I'm helpless and unarmed!"

Sasaki Kojiro: "Hahaha! A more glorious victory has never been! Do you yield???"

Askthepizzaguy: "I do yield. O mighty conqueror, you have demonstrated your true warrior fierceness. You truly have a mighty sword."

Sasaki Kojiro: "It is a pretty big sword, isn't it."

Askthepizzaguy: "The biggest in all the land. No, don't put it away yet, I just want to look at it for a while..."

Sasaki Kojiro: "Awww shucks."

Askthepizzaguy: "There, now don't you feel better, Sasaki? Now, let me tell you all about my day. You wouldn't believe what..."

Sasaki Kojiro: *loud snoring*

Askthepizzaguy: "It never fails. Good night, sweet prince."

[Nightbringer]

^ best post ever

[Diamondeye]

Askthepizzaguy: "Ooooh Sasaki what a big sword you have. Unsheath it for me baby".

Sasaki Kojiro: "I'm an old man, I'm not in the mood."

Askthepizzaguy: "But everyone wants to see the legendary blade in action. Everyone's cheering for you."

Sasaki Kojiro: "No, piss off. I have better things to do with my time."

Askthepizzaguy: "Awwww..... Hey, Sasaki, my sword is bigger than yours."

Sasaki Kojiro: "Is not!"

Askthepizzaguy: "I can swing it 10 times better than you, too."

Sasaki Kojiro: "Nuh uh!"

Askthepizzaguy: "Can so! Can so! I could decapitate you with my eyes closed. It's no wonder you're too cowardly to face me."

Sasaki Kojiro: "WHAT YOU SAY???"

Askthepizzaguy: "Your sword doesn't even hold an edge. It's made out of tinfoil!"

Sasaki Kojiro: "I'll have you know my blade is the largest and strongest in the land!"

Askthepizzaguy: "Oooo baby. Well I don't believe you.... you talk tough but your sword is still small."

Sasaki Kojiro: "No it is not, stop saying that. Very well, look at it, and be afraid!"

Askthepizzaguy: "Wow.... it's so.... so smooth. Did you put that dragon design on it yourself?"

Sasaki Kojiro: "Now, you shall face the terrifying wrath of Sasaki Kojiro!!!"

Askthepizzaguy: "Oh no, I am so scared, chase me Sasaki, chase me! I'm helpless and unarmed!"

Sasaki Kojiro: "Hahaha! A more glorious victory has never been! Do you yield???"

Askthepizzaguy: "I do yield. O mighty conqueror, you have demonstrated your true warrior fierceness. You truly have a mighty sword."

Sasaki Kojiro: "It is a pretty big sword, isn't it."

Askthepizzaguy: "The biggest in all the land. No, don't put it away yet, I just want to look at it for a while..."

Sasaki Kojiro: "Awww shucks."

Askthepizzaguy: "There, now don't you feel better, Sasaki? Now, let me tell you all about my day. You wouldn't believe what..."

Sasaki Kojiro: *loud snoring*

Askthepizzaguy: "It never fails. Good night, sweet prince."

So, Funniest member 2011, then.

[ULC]

Lolque Pizza?

[Subotan]

If anyone is thinking of duelling me or killing me in the night, bear in mind I look like this:

[Diamondeye]

Is that Dr McNinja's younger brother?

[Subotan]

Nah, it's Bro from Homestuck :]