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    Day 1 summery

    Lord Naritsugu stood up after a long discussion, bored and declared the end of the day.

    "Sun is settling. I want my food. Lets end the day" he said.

    With that, Romanic was brought forward screaming.
    "No my lord! No!!! I'm no traitor!"

    Naritsugu smiled gently and slowly walked forward.
    "I trust you Romanic.. I trust you."

    "Then you'll have me alive?" Romanic stopped crying. Looking up with a bit of hope.

    "Perhaps another day. But frankly I rather kill you then wait for them to come up with another suspect."

    Naritsugu stabbed Romanic in the chest. Then to the collapsed back of Romanic, he stabbed and stabbed continuously.

    Romanic is no more

    ................................................................................

    Naritsugu eventually lost interest in his "toy"
    He then called two men forward to duel.

    "Sasaki Kojiro and.... Pizzaguy?"

    Sasaki Kojiro slowly stepped forward with his fishing rod. While many looked at the old man worriedly, few gasped.

    "I know him! Thats Sasaki Kojiro!"
    "What? That Sasaki Kojiro!?"
    "Yes! His got old alright, but I recognize him!"
    "His my HERO!!"
    "MARRY ME SASAKI san!!"

    Old man confidently walked through the red corner. When he reached the center, he slowly pulled out the front of the fishing rod and revealed the sword underneath it. Crowd madly cheered at the old legend.

    Eventually, pizzaguy came out from the blue corner carrying incredible amount of unnecessary tools. He dumped the whole lot on the ground, and wielded two of his favourite tools.

    Pizza wheel on his left and long steel stick on his right.



    "I am pizza samurai! Sasaki Kojiro! Are you ready to be tossed in the air and thrown in the oven?!"

    Samurais complained to Naritsugu about pizzaguy not fighting with a proper Samurai sword. Naritsugu dismissed them saying

    "Let him be. Its more fun."

    So the battle started.

    At first sight, it was obvious who was going to win.
    In one end, there stands a old man. Despite the cheers for him, definitely the underdog. On the other end, there stands a young man, almost double the size. Longer and heavier weapon and even if the old man manages to dodge the initial strike, Pizza wheel was there to finish the job.

    Pizzaguy took a big swing, but the old man dodged and charged. Pizza upper swag his pizza wheel but by then Sasaki was already in motion of the finishing move, an strong swing right to his neck.

    Pizza prepared for his death but Sasaki was merciful enough to keep him alive.

    Acknowledging his defeat, Pizza bowed and retired shivering.
    He have now lost the will to fight.

    On the other hand, Sasaki regained the feeling of his old days.

    Satisfied, Naritsugu dismissed everyone to their positions.


    Players 27/28
    pevergreen
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    Captain Blackadder
    Glenn
    Classical Hero
    Diamondeye
    God Emperor
    Yaropolk (Musashi!)
    Beskar
    Cecil XIX
    Sasaki Kojiro (Playing as Sasaki Kojiro)
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    robbiecon
    Seon
    Chaotix
    Skooma Addict
    YLC
    Reenk Roink
    Renata
    autolycus
    Lord of Lent
    Chimpyang
    Subotan
    slashandburn
    Kagemusha
    Nightbringer
    Csargo

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    Romanic

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    "Curses and drat, foiled again. If only I had seen this coming."
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    Oops, I killed Romanic.

    *is embarrassed*

    Sorry.

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    MAJOR FOS: Captain Blackadder
    Minor fos: Nightbringer

    An attack on me is basically an attack on pever...

    Also we need to kill Sasaki more urgently because he has become more stronger.

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    Oh, what now pizza!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro View Post
    Oh, what now pizza!
    I am terribly, terribly surprised that the character "Sasaki Kojiro" had more strength than unidentified mook number 27.

    Never saw it coming.
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    Askthepizzaguy: "Ooooh Sasaki what a big sword you have. Unsheath it for me baby".

    Sasaki Kojiro: "I'm an old man, I'm not in the mood."

    Askthepizzaguy: "But everyone wants to see the legendary blade in action. Everyone's cheering for you."

    Sasaki Kojiro: "No, piss off. I have better things to do with my time."

    Askthepizzaguy: "Awwww..... Hey, Sasaki, my sword is bigger than yours."

    Sasaki Kojiro: "Is not!"

    Askthepizzaguy: "I can swing it 10 times better than you, too."

    Sasaki Kojiro: "Nuh uh!"

    Askthepizzaguy: "Can so! Can so! I could decapitate you with my eyes closed. It's no wonder you're too cowardly to face me."

    Sasaki Kojiro: "WHAT YOU SAY???"

    Askthepizzaguy: "Your sword doesn't even hold an edge. It's made out of tinfoil!"

    Sasaki Kojiro: "I'll have you know my blade is the largest and strongest in the land!"

    Askthepizzaguy: "Oooo baby. Well I don't believe you.... you talk tough but your sword is still small."

    Sasaki Kojiro: "No it is not, stop saying that. Very well, look at it, and be afraid!"

    Askthepizzaguy: "Wow.... it's so.... so smooth. Did you put that dragon design on it yourself?"

    Sasaki Kojiro: "Now, you shall face the terrifying wrath of Sasaki Kojiro!!!"

    Askthepizzaguy: "Oh no, I am so scared, chase me Sasaki, chase me! I'm helpless and unarmed!"

    Sasaki Kojiro: "Hahaha! A more glorious victory has never been! Do you yield???"

    Askthepizzaguy: "I do yield. O mighty conqueror, you have demonstrated your true warrior fierceness. You truly have a mighty sword."

    Sasaki Kojiro: "It is a pretty big sword, isn't it."

    Askthepizzaguy: "The biggest in all the land. No, don't put it away yet, I just want to look at it for a while..."

    Sasaki Kojiro: "Awww shucks."

    Askthepizzaguy: "There, now don't you feel better, Sasaki? Now, let me tell you all about my day. You wouldn't believe what..."

    Sasaki Kojiro: *loud snoring*

    Askthepizzaguy: "It never fails. Good night, sweet prince."
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    An attack on me is basically an attack on pever...


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    Night 1 summery

    Renata was guarding the back alley of Naritsugus castle. She sensed a figure approaching.
    Renata took a deep breath and drew the katana out, pointing it straight at her opponent.

    Cloaked figure laughed hysterically and taunted.
    "So even girls have to fight for him to huh? Not so many men willing to die for him ey?"

    Renata coldly stared at the cloaked figure and asked.
    "Stranger. What business do you have in this time of the hour?"

    "Not to Naritsugu dear. I'm here for you. See the girls in the village are full of skinny weaklings. Perhaps you'll be my perfect match."

    "Sigh... Pervert.. Back off if you don't want to die."

    "Well I'm actually not here for your body. I would love to have you but I'm actually here to save my own skin."

    Cloaked figure pulled out his weapon of choice... Hard and long wooden stick.

    Renata wasn't that weak her self, she was actually one of the better warrior in the castle. But her opponents move was unbelievable.
    There was nothing sophisticated about his movements. But rather wild and barbaric. Soon she was overpowered.

    Renata noticed that she was getting played. She grunted and went for a reckless lunge.
    The cloaked man sighed and smacked Renatas head as hard as he can.

    Renata was no more.

    .................................................................................................... ..................................................................

    Three man met up in a local tea house.
    "We're missing one..."
    "Forget it. We must complete our deed before the sun rises."

    .................................................................................................... ..............................................

    Chaotix counted three man following him.
    Chaotix drew his sword and tilted towards the ground.
    "Gedan Kamae... Unusual form." one of the man following Chaotix said. "I've never had the honour to fight you Chaotix san. Perhaps tonight will be the night."

    "Fight like a man! Three vs one isn't fair!!" Chaotix replied.

    "If you are a Samurai, I shall gladly fight you by my self. But a traitor? No"

    Three Samurais surrounded Chaotix. In three moves the battle was all over. Chaotix was slain.

    .................................................................................................... ................

    Robbiecon was also facing his opponent at that time. He aimed the sword straight at his opponent in a Chudan Kamae. While his opponent stood with his sword still in the sheath, yet ready to fight.

    As soon as Robbiecon forced him self to charge, he immediately sensed his defeat. His opponent took a quick side step and sliced Robbiecon as he unsheathed his sword. Beautiful Iai giri.

    .................................................................................................... .................................................

    Lord Naritsugu was sitting in his room as his meal for the day.... Fish was brought forward.
    With out any sign of emotion, he picked up the flesh of the fish and placed it in his mouth.
    And chewed whats supposed to be delicious. Spontaneously he throw away his chopstick. He kneel ed down and ate it with his mouth like a beast.
    He groaned... satisfied.

    Out side, another day of discussion was about to start. Looking for answers of last nights murders.

    Players 24/28
    pevergreen
    secura
    Captain Blackadder
    Glenn
    Classical Hero
    Diamondeye
    God Emperor
    Yaropolk (Musashi!)
    Beskar
    Cecil XIX
    Sasaki Kojiro (Playing as Sasaki Kojiro)
    Askthepizzaguy
    Seon
    Skooma Addict
    YLC
    Reenk Roink
    autolycus
    Lord of Lent
    Chimpyang
    Subotan
    slashandburn
    Kagemusha
    Nightbringer
    Csargo

    Lynched 1/28
    Romanic

    Killed 3/28
    Renata
    Chaotix
    robbiecon

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    LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy187 View Post
    Renata noticed that she was getting played. She grunted and went for a reckless lunge.
    The cloaked man sighed and smacked Renatas head as hard as he can.

    Renata was no more.
    *cackle*

    I am delighted. hahahahaha

    Let's see how you can duel in the afterlife.

    MOUHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!

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