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    No more Belgian beer for you Enjoy your pint of dishwater Heineken
    Dishwater is too kind a description for Heineken. Slootwater is nearer to the mark. To think there are people who think beer is somehow supposed to taste like that. Maybe Belgium should send out missionaries once again to educate the world on beer, chocolate, good humour and government free polities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellos Athenaios View Post
    Dishwater is too kind a description for Heineken. Slootwater is nearer to the mark. To think there are people who think beer is somehow supposed to taste like that. Maybe Belgium should send out missionaries once again to educate the world on beer, chocolate, good humour and government free polities.
    This thread is so quaint. I have to find a U.S. government job there.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellos Athenaios View Post
    Dishwater is too kind a description for Heineken. Slootwater is nearer to the mark. To think there are people who think beer is somehow supposed to taste like that. Maybe Belgium should send out missionaries once again to educate the world on beer, chocolate, good humour and government free polities.
    It's of no use, at blind tests the Femish prefered Heineken. Heineken isn't a bad beer at all, but gimme Brand or Hertog Jan anyway

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    Support our heroic politicians in their attempt to break the mythical world record for the longest coalition talks.



    This calls for a celebration! Let's count the days together !



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    The world title is within reach for European record-holder Belgium. Already having broken its own 194 day national record for the longest coalition talks, the European record was beaten too, on the date of 7 January 2011. The world record, currently held by the present Iraqi government (249 days), is getting in sight. To get there, the Belgians will need to continue negotiations beyond the 17th of February.



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    Surreal Belgium, part III.


    Did you know that if you line up Belgian beer bottles correctly, then photograph them, you will see them in 3D?

    But not in ordinary 3D! No siree! The bottles show up in 3D-runk. The Belgian Gods have made it so that you see the bottles exactly as you saw them when you drank them....






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    Oh look! The Belgian answer to Heineken.

    Nothing in a green bottle is worth drinking.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir View Post
    Nothing in a green bottle is worth drinking.
    Absolute truth.

    Beer either comes in a barrel or a brown bottle. Nothing else.

    Lighter bottles lets sunlight ruin the beer, while cans gives a different taste as well as foam it up.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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