The Biggest Loser

**Strike For The South** · 01-17-2011, 20:09

I watch this show for three reasons

1. I would do unspeakable things to Jillian Michaels, I mean srsly. The whole "I may have dabbled in chicks because most men these days are insecure ********* who couldn't handle me anyway" raises the stakes that much more. I mean my god

2. Massive heart attack, I'm not talking about a little one chamber hiccup that came on because you decided to treat yourself to a thrid Big Mac. But a complete 4 chamber death rupture that sends one of these fat gelatinous slobs formerly known as humanity crashing to Earth like Fraizer a la rumble in the jungle. Then we get to watch as a forklift takes them away while the trainers try to rally the troops. NOW THAT"S GOOD TELE

3. Rulon Gardener, I'm rooting for him.

**Tellos Athenaios** · 01-17-2011, 22:19

Ehrm, I would stay well away. Pills that make you do unspeakable things to poultry which afterwards you are unable to recall clearly can't be a good thing.

**Peasant Phill** · 01-17-2011, 22:33

Now I had to go and google Jillian Michaels. Yep, I would watch any show if she was in it in her work-out outfit.

**lars573** · 01-18-2011, 01:18

You guys are touched in the head. She's repulsive.

**The Stranger** · 01-18-2011, 01:27

i agree with lars here...

**Greyblades** · 01-18-2011, 01:30

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Yeah, I'm just not seeing the appeal.

**The Stranger** · 01-18-2011, 01:37

thats actually one of the better pics XD

**Greyblades** · 01-18-2011, 01:40

Theres something about the eyes that turns that smile into a "told all her relatives died mid smile and her facial muscles havent had time to adjust" expression.

**Louis VI the Fat** · 01-18-2011, 01:43

Ah, and there I was thinking this was a thread about me. But no...

I feel neglected.

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 01-18-2011, 01:49

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Ah, and there I was thinking this was a thread about me. But no...

I feel neglected.

No Frenchman is ever truly neglected when he is at one with his own panache.

**The Stranger** · 01-18-2011, 03:45

Originally Posted by Greyblades

Theres something about the eyes that turns that smile into a "told all her relatives died mid smile and her facial muscles havent had time to adjust" expression.

it must be the more masculine hint in her that attracts sfts

**Strike For The South** · 01-19-2011, 05:33

My sweet Jillian cried tonight, Dan and Doug GAINED weight after an emotional show about Dans sons addiction to drugs. How could those monsters put a her through such a thing?

And can this be stickied? I'm not letting it fall of the 1st page

**The Stranger** · 01-19-2011, 11:57

just marry her and get over with it...

she is prolly very beautiful in motion.

**Moros** · 01-19-2011, 17:06

God no, she ain't pretty at all. And way to muscular. She does seem to have a rather high amount of testosteron as well. I think TS onto something here.