The duke is coming, May 3rd

[Monk]

So it would seem, especially from the Ars Tech review;
Duke Nukem Forever: barely playable, not funny, rampantly offensive

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I was going to defend the game and say it wasn't that bad. I played the first half of it but obviously didn't get as far as that reviewer did, to see the things mentioned in the review. When i got to the "The only way to proceed is to kill both women." and the mentioning of abortion jokes i decided the game wasn't worth my defense.

Gameplay wise its average. As average as average can be - the engine looks and feels like it came out of 07, and is as brown as you might expect from that era. Intellectually wise.. well, let's just say there's some things about the 90s I don't miss.

I don't begrudge Gearbox for ressurecting the game, patching it and finishing it, but I can honestly say DNF should have stayed dead.

[Veho Nex]

LIES! HEATHEN! YOU SHALL BOW TO DUKE! YOU BLASPHEMOUS VIEWS WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU AT YOUR DEATH SENTENCING!


I dont care how bad the game is, its duke nukem.

[Monk]

LIES! HEATHEN! YOU SHALL BOW TO DUKE! YOU BLASPHEMOUS VIEWS WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU AT YOUR DEATH SENTENCING!

Let the record show I do not approve of violence against women nor of making light about the killing of unborn creatures. Proposing the counter-point is Duke Nukem, you may now choose whom you agree with.

[Subotan]

LIES! HEATHEN! YOU SHALL BOW TO DUKE! YOU BLASPHEMOUS VIEWS WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU AT YOUR DEATH SENTENCING!


I dont care how bad the game is, its duke nukem.

Tbh, it's this kinda attitude which justifies the making of bad games