Does it change your mood?
Do you become a different person when you are drunk?

Now I have certainly been drunk before (please don't judge me, I come from a long line of alcohol abuse I can't let mum and nana down) however, I am certainly the same person wether I have had 1 drink or 30. I don't become overly violent, sad, depressed or angry.

I am so even keel that my homies have started to take notice

This is not to say I have same God like drinking ability vomit and falls have happened and will happen again

I have also never been much of a wine drinker. I am a beer guy through and through. Vodlka and whiskey would probably be next on that list.

This is depressing because I like to be snotty and hoiler than thou and becoming a wino is the fast track to that (at least in America)