As long as the good US citizens are willing to defend us and to pay taxes for it, we Europeans can use the money we save for frivolities like social security and healthcare. Which gives you in turn more reasons to be on our backs, call us eurowheenies and to feel superior.

Everybody happy! You pay for us and feel superior; we're happy to waste our money on silly things.

I'll have a beer, being the decadent European I am, while you, able bodied as you are, can have a glas of water (it's all you can afford anyway since you need to pay for my protection).