BuffyVerse Mafia: Apocalypse Now [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Askthereenksaguy

Also known as pevergreen's kryptonite. When Askthereenksaguy is born, there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth, and eyes will bleed, and children will frown, and ice cream will melt and become all soupy. Fingernails will grow, and there will be a mysterious absence of nail clippers. The incumbency rate in Congress will finally reach 100%. *shudder*

Then, the dark times will come. And on top of a pile of human skulls, there will be two lone figures, laughing at the destruction and misery. It will be glorious.

Oh no, something is wrong with pevergreen.

pever are you okay?

Are you okay pever? pever are you okay? Will you tell us that you're okay?

There's a sign in the window, that we struck you, a crescendo pever. We came into your apartment, we left the bloodstains on the carpet, then you ran into the bedroom; you were struck down, it was your doom.

Do anyone really listen to you?

Not really, they humor me.