Angel Season 1, Episode 6: The higher they rise.

Dark and Stormy night in L.A. A woman, Skooma Addict, is sitting in a bathtub at a motel, reading a book. The lightning flashes, illuminating a figure climbing onto her balcony. Cue opening credits.

Just as the figure is about to smash her balcony door, the door bell rings. Skooma walks towards the door in her bath-robe. She opens it and a figure dressed to the nines is at the door.

Well dressed figure: Sorry to bother you, ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a very good book. Some might call it The Good Book.

Skooma: Sorry, I'm not interested in your Bible chit-chat. I've already got a copy.

Well-dressed figure: Oh, but that's not the book I was talking about. This is.

He holds up the book. It's a large tome entitled "How to open a Hell Portal Without Even Trying. Skooma tries to close the door, as the figure hurls himself against it. She succeeds in closing the door, but lets out a gasp as a crossbow bolt enters her shoulder from behind. The other figure has arrived. She pulls the crossbow bolt out of her shoulder and turns.

Skooma: Alright, now I'm angry

Balcony Figure: Yeah, well I'm your dead sexy doom. It even says so on the bolts.

Skooma looks. It does.

Skooma: Now that's just arrogant.

Skooma runs across the room and punches the figure in the gut, following it up with a knee to the face. The door swings open, and the Well-dressed Figure is there again, reading from a different book, chanting in something that might be Latin, but isn't. A large demon appears and starts bearing down on Skooma.


Skooma: You call that a demon? Where I come from, we have demons like that for breakfast.

Skooma begins to grapple with the demon, when two bolts hit her in the back of the head, opposite where her eyes would be. She lets out a gasp, and falls.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Skooma Addict was Glorificus!!!!


The demon vanishes, and the crossbowman takes out a knife and starts sawing Skooma's head-off

Well-dressed figure: Is that really necessary?

Balcony Figure: You're one to talk, demon summoner.

Cut to Angel's suites in his new residence.

Angel: Man, I'd hate to be out in this weather.

Doyle: No kidding.

A bolt of lightning strikes the building and it catches fire.

Angel: Not again...

But this time, the fire trucks are in time to save the place.

Begin Buffy Phase
Phase ends in 23.5 hours
Results will be out shortly.


Living:
Atpg
Captain Blackadder
Csargo
Death Is Yonder2
Diamondeye
Gibson
Greyblades
Ironside
johnhughthom
Link
Nictel
pevergreen
Reenk
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Sprig
TinCow
Winston
Yaropolk
Zack

Dead:
DiY1: Clem-lynched--day 1
acin:Lindsey-murdered night 1
Warman88:Riley-murdered night 1
Seon: Vanessa-lynched day 2
fluffy:Xander-murdered night 2
Sasaki:Collin-murdered night 2
dcmort:Darla-lynched day 3
classical_hero:The Master-murdered night 3
Chaotix: Fred-lynched day 4
Lord Winter: Marcus-WoPed day 4
Khazaar: Dr. Meltzer-murdered night 4
Renata:Holland Manners lynched day 5
Cecil XIX: Luke-lynched day 6
Skooma Addict: Glory-murdered night 6