I can now sigh a breath of relief...

[Megas Methuselah]

Plus in Alberta the state government gives you free money I heard. They were making such a profit they just sent everyone a check...

Yeah, the crown corporations do that over here, too, but we're obviously not as boomingly rising up in the world like those effing Albertans are. Bastards. But yeah, I remember getting a cheque for 20-some bucks and bought a few beers at the bar with that. Good time.

Also, it's "provincial government," not "state government." Jesus, Rhy, we're brothers of the commonwealth. Get your damn information right, you backwater Brit.