The Half Monty [Concluded]

[Yaropolk]

Oops, sorry if I didn't give a good reason with my vote! I had a very good reason, and was about to write it, but the cat jumped on the keyboard.

What I meant to write was: "Yaro monster scum !".

Worst. Reason. Ever!

Vote: Romanic

[Diamondeye]

How on earth is Mr Burns innocent? Who on earth then are we looking for to be the mafia? vote:Diamondeye since he normally is mafia.

Ay carumba! That's a bad reason if I ever heard one. Just because I always get in trouble doesn't mean it's me.

[slashandburn]

Ay carumba! That's a bad reason if I ever heard one. Just because I always get in trouble doesn't mean it's me.

Or Does It? WIFOM ALERT!!!!!!!

[Romanic]

Worst. Reason. Ever!

Vote: Romanic

Haha, I know! My last post was a wink at God Emperor for calling me scummy because I didn't give a reason to vote, while his reason was no better than "mine". "Yaro monster scum !" is an exact copy of what he used for fluffy ("Fluffy monster scum !").

My true reason for voting you was to create a 3 way tie on someone who hasn't voted yet, to gauge how you would react, and I have mixed feelings about your omgus vote.

[slashandburn]

Vote: Death is Yonder He appears to be the Good and Religious character whose name escapes me and would see shooting Burns as a Justified act(as would most of us).

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Poop, I miss it .


Can I be a replacement player?

[Romanic]

Tally

2 Diamondeye (Csargo, Khazaar)
2 TheFluffyOne (Nightbringer, God Emperor)
2 Yaropolk (Diamondeye, Romanic)
1 johnhughthom (pevergreen)
1 God Emperor (Death is yonder)
1 Capt Blackadder (Renata)
1 robbiecon (Capt Blackadder)
1 Renata (johnhughthom)
1 Csargo (robbiecon)
1 Nightbringer (Thefluffyone)
1 Romanic (Yaropolk)
1 Death is yonder (slashandburn)
--
2 not voting (classical_hero, Zack)

[Csargo]

Haha, I know! My last post was a wink at God Emperor for calling me scummy because I didn't give a reason to vote, while his reason was no better than "mine". "Yaro monster scum !" is an exact copy of what he used for fluffy ("Fluffy monster scum !").

My true reason for voting you was to create a 3 way tie on someone who hasn't voted yet, to gauge how you would react, and I have mixed feelings about your omgus vote.

Back in my day we didn't have reason. We would draw straws to see who would be lynched. Whoever had the shortest straw we lynched them. Of course there were no general stores in our little town, so we had to walk fifteen miles to the next town over and get the straws there.

[Yaropolk]

Haha, I know! My last post was a wink at God Emperor for calling me scummy because I didn't give a reason to vote, while his reason was no better than "mine". "Yaro monster scum !" is an exact copy of what he used for fluffy ("Fluffy monster scum !").

My true reason for voting you was to create a 3 way tie on someone who hasn't voted yet, to gauge how you would react, and I have mixed feelings about your omgus vote.

Oh sure. Pick on the guy who reacted with an OMGUS vote. That's reeeealy original. What next Sherlock, compare balistics analysis to registered gun owners?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Back in my day we didn't have reason. We would draw straws to see who would be lynched. Whoever had the shortest straw we lynched them. Of course there were no general stores in our little town, so we had to walk fifteen miles to the next town over and get the straws there.

That's nothing, in MY day we didn't have "straws", we had just the one straw. And it was thirty miles away, up a sheer rock face with no hand holds, populated by flying timberwolves, and if you were the poor sucker who had to go get it, you automatically lost.

[Zack]

Innocent of being innocent?

Vote: Winsto... oh right.

Vote: Renata

I love Principal Skinner, are you Super Nintendo Chalmers?

Not voting Winston, eh? Who cares if he's not in the game?

Vote: JHT

[Romanic]

Oh sure. Pick on the guy who reacted with an OMGUS vote. That's reeeealy original. What next Sherlock, compare balistics analysis to registered gun owners?

Sure, let's start with you: Do you own a gun?

[johnhughthom]

Not voting Winston, eh? Who cares if he's not in the game?

Vote: JHT

My nose gold tastes like green.

[Yaropolk]

Sure, let's start with you: Do you own a gun?

Yes, I own a replica Radioactive man limited edition handgun, autographed by Rainier Wolfcastle himself. It's still sealed in its original box and no you may not molest it with your greasy fingers!

[johnhughthom]

That's nothing, in MY day we didn't have "straws", we had just the one straw. And it was thirty miles away, up a sheer rock face with no hand holds, populated by flying timberwolves, and if you were the poor sucker who had to go get it, you automatically lost.

I can fit six straws in my ear.

Mommy, my ear is crying.

[thefluffyone93]

Yes, I own a replica Radioactive man limited edition handgun, autographed by Rainier Wolfcastle himself. It's still sealed in its original box and no you may not molest it with your greasy fingers!

Well snap, I don't think he was expecting an answer like this!

[classical_hero]

Tally

2 Diamondeye (Csargo, Khazaar)
2 TheFluffyOne (Nightbringer, God Emperor)
2 Yaropolk (Diamondeye, Romanic)
1 johnhughthom (pevergreen)
1 God Emperor (Death is yonder)
1 Capt Blackadder (Renata)
1 robbiecon (Capt Blackadder)
1 Renata (johnhughthom)
1 Csargo (robbiecon)
1 Nightbringer (Thefluffyone)
1 Romanic (Yaropolk)
1 Death is yonder (slashandburn)
--
2 not voting (classical_hero, Zack)

I have most definitely voted and it was for Diamondeye.

[Romanic]

I have most definitely voted and it was for Diamondeye.

You're right, sorry, I missed post #55, votes are harder to see when they're in the middle of a line.

Tally

3 Diamondeye (Csargo, Khazaar, classical_hero)
2 TheFluffyOne (Nightbringer, God Emperor)
2 Yaropolk (Diamondeye, Romanic)
2 johnhughthom (pevergreen, Zack)
1 God Emperor (Death is yonder)
1 Capt Blackadder (Renata)
1 robbiecon (Capt Blackadder)
1 Renata (johnhughthom)
1 Csargo (robbiecon)
1 Nightbringer (Thefluffyone)
1 Romanic (Yaropolk)
1 Death is yonder (slashandburn)
--
0 not voting (!!!)

[Askthepizzaguy]

1. Day Phases will be 48 hours long, unless everyone has voted by the 24 hour mark.

It has indeed been 24 hours and it seems everyone has voted. Re-checking tally.


Edit: Tally is correct.

[Diamondeye]

I will not say "I told you so".
I will not say "I told you so".
I will not say "I told you so".
I will not say "I told you so".
I will not say "I told you so".
I will not say "I told yo-

[Death is yonder]

Vote: Death is Yonder He appears to be the Good and Religious character whose name escapes me and would see shooting Burns as a Justified act(as would most of us).

What fidedidily nonsense are you talking about? 'Ol Flanders would never harm even a fly, because its bad of course. Shooting Mr Burns would be

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

MURDER

And everyone knows that I'm not a murderer

[Captain Blackadder]

Well as I always say there's no justice like angry-mob justice.

[Askthepizzaguy]

uH...... yeah.


So guess what, I literally passed out and fell asleep, literally halfway through the writeup. At my computer, with the computer on.

Sorry folks. Long day yesterday.... 6th closing shift in a row, and then I just found out I have 5 more, no day off in between.


Let me FINISH this writeup and get the game moving again. Man....

[Death is yonder]

We are the people receiving the products of your creativity and effort for free, and you are understandably very busy.

Nothing to be sorry about, just have a good rest first instead of doing this when you should be recharging your batteries, that you fell asleep while doing it is an indication of sheer exhaustion.

Take your time

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day One






Springfield City Hall



Waylon Smithers: "You all know why we are here. A terrible, terrible tragedy has occurred. Our beloved Monty Burns has been murdered in cold blood by some..... horrible person. And that person still lurks among us. It has been almost a day, and the police still haven't found the one responsible. It's time to take matters into our own hands!"

Police Chief Wiggum: "Phew, that's a relief! And not a moment too soon, I was really getting stumped. Now I have plenty of time to enjoy my pie."

Mayor Quimby: "I er ah think that we should do whatever it is a slim majority of you people want to have happen. I am taking bold, decisive leadership, and allowing the ballot to resolve this situation. Remember my fearlessness in November when you vote Quimby."

Sideshow Mel: "I wholeheartedly agree; a truly egalitarian society should have no qualms about tending to the needs of the reasonable majority. I for one think that we should behave like revolutionaries under the French monarchy, and perform impromptu executions of our perceived enemies in full view of the public! Then, and only then, will the brutish scofflaws among us experience an appropriate amount of fear!"

Moe the bartender: "Yeah, uh... whatever the guy with the bone through his hair said. I am down for all of that."

Ned Flanders: "Well hidely ho, neighboreenos. I can see we're in quite a pickle, what with an actual murderer running around loose, but in times like these, why not turn to the Bible? The Good book is where we should all get our guidance. I suggest we bury whoever is responsible for this up to their head, and hurl heavy stones at them until they expire!"

Homer Simpson: "BORING! Let me tell you what you should do. First, get fifty cases of beer, then tie the suspect to the railroad tracks and douse them in syrup, and then release a million fire ants to come and feed off of the poor sucker's head, so the last thing the guy experiences is ants crawling over every inch of his face, just before the train comes. Then, give me the beer."

Bart Simpson: "Muhuhuhahahaha..... finally, some poor sap's going to get what they deserve!"

(Professor Frink wakes up from a sudden, seven-hour nap, and finds that everyone is still talking. It must have been one heck of an interesting conversation!)

Professor Frink: "According to my uh, calculations, entered into my murderer finder tracker voter tabulatron, it seems that the guilty party is the errr uhmmm young man right here."

Bart Simpson: "What? No way, man. I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, I know my rights, you can't prove anything!"

Homer Simpson: "The boy. The boy. Must.... kill.... boy."

Bart Simpson: "What? Since when have you cared whether Mr. Burns lives or dies?"

Homer Simpson: "Not.... about.... Burns. No TV and no beer.... make Homer go crazy."

Bart Simpson: "Oh that. I'm sorry I threw your last beer can at that hornet's nest, but it's not my fault! I wanted to make them angry! Come on man, give me another chance!"

Marge Simpson: "I hate to say it kiddo, but this is a long time coming. We've been very lenient on you but your pranks have gone too far this time."

Bart Simpson: "Lisa, lovely Lisa, come on, help a brother out. Doesn't the law say that this kind of vigilante justice is illegal?"

Lisa Simpson: "Actually, Bart, according to article 7, section 4 of the Springfield constitution, vigilante justice IS legal in Springfield. There's nothing I can do."

Bart Simpson: "Skinner, I know we've had our differences, but I also know you love children, and you have a motorcycle. Get me out of here, and I'll never play a prank on you again! I'll return your collection of trophies that other schools won that you bought off of eBay!"

Seymour Skinner: "No can do, Bart. You've gotten detention, suspension, and expulsion before. There's only one thing left to do.... execution. I think I'll begin, as you've so often suggested, by eating your shorts...."

Bart Simpson: "Ralph, sweet, precious Ralph, what about you? I realize you probably have no idea what's going on, or who I am, or.... who you are.... but I'm desperate!"

Ralph Wiggum: "My cat's breath smells like cat food!"

Bart Simpson: "Fine, if that's how it's going to be.... but you'll have to catch me first! I'm outta here!"

Hans Moleman: "Stop him... He's getting away...."

Groundskeeper Willie: "Ach! He might be a fast one, but he's no match for a greased Scotsman!"

Bart Simpson: "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Groundskeeper Willie: "Come here, wee one! Willie's not gonna hurt ya! He's just gonna KILL YA!!!"

Diamondeye- Bart Simpson

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Bart Simpson was innocent!

Alive: 16/18


Captain Blackadder
classical_hero
Csargo
Death is yonder
God Emperor
Johnhughthom
Khazaar
Nightbringer
pevergreen
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Slashandburn
TheFluffyOne
Yaropolk
Zack



Dead: 2/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)






Begin Night One. Send me your orders, please.... hopefully if I get them all on time we can make up for my incompetent boobery.

[thefluffyone93]

You can never outrun an angry Scotsman.
Cue "The More You Know" jingle.

[Askthepizzaguy]

[thefluffyone93]

Brilliant!
Great writeup pizza; I didn't think Bart could be so eloquent.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Brilliant!
Great writeup pizza; I didn't think Bart could be so eloquent.

Don't have a cow, man.

[thefluffyone93]

I like eating steak, thank you very much.
SO I THINK I WILL HAVE A COW.