The Half Monty [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

THE HALF MONTY

A small Simpsons-themed game of Mafia.



Rules are pretty standard, will post later.



Sign-ups: 17/17


Captain Blackadder
classical_hero
Csargo
Death is yonder
Diamondeye
God Emperor
Johnhughthom
Khazaar
Nightbringer
pevergreen
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Slashandburn
TheFluffyOne
Yaropolk
Zack

[johnhughthom]

Oh yes.

[Romanic]

In!

[Diamondeye]

in.

[slashandburn]

In.

[God Emperor]

ME !

change the letters and they will make reasonable reply

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

IN

[Nightbringer]

okay, this one hasn't started yet. May I have INZ

oh NOES!
This one has already ended as well. The mafia died before I even managed to sign up...

[Askthepizzaguy]

THE HALF MONTY

Rules:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

1. Day Phases will be 48 hours long, unless everyone has voted by the 24 hour mark.
2. Night Phases will be 24 hours long.
3. Tied votes result in No Lynch.
4. No Lynch is allowed as an option. Abstain is allowed as an option.
5. No out of thread communication unless specifically sanctioned by me, the game host. You break this rule, you are WOG'ed immediately.
6. You may post your role PM publicly. You may also copy/forge messages from the game host to you, unless specifically told not to do so by me, the game host.
7. No screenshots, no forwarding PMs, and obviously no chat logs or other out of thread communication posting, because it's illegal to do so in the first place.

Night Zero





Monty Burns: "Look at them all, Smithers.... Lollygaggers. Layabouts. Slugabeds! I shouldn't have to pay them to work at my plant. They should be paying me. I'm the one who has to suffer their incompetent boobery."

Waylon Smithers: "Yes sir."

Monty Burns: "Well, the radiation has probably made them all sterile anyway. Eventually, sweet death will embrace them all. Muah-hahahaha! But this all happens too slowly for my taste. Just watching them stand around, staring off into space, scratching themselves, drooling like lobotomy patients, on my precious dime.... it sickens me. I think it's time for a random firing."

Waylon Smithers: "I'll get the darts."

Monty Burns: "Smithers, put on the blindfold."

Waylon Smithers: "Uh...... I think you're supposed to wear it, sir."

Monty Burns: "No back talk, Waylon. Tie it good and tight, and spin around in the chair."

Waylon Smithers: "But sir, I have motion sick-"

Monty Burns: "Spin, Smithers! Spin faster! FASTER!!!"

Waylon Smithers: "Sir, I think I'm going to..... going to..... ulp...."

Monty Burns: "All right, now hold up the list of employees so I can throw the darts at it."

Waylon Smithers: "Wouldn't it be safer to hang it on the wall?"

Monty Burns: "Ooof... why do they make these..... plastic darts.... so heavy. All right, Smithers, I will now begin the random firing. And stand still, or you'll be fired as well."

Waylon Smithers: "For the love of god, please aim above my crotch...."

Monty Burns: "Heave.... ho!"

Waylon Smithers: "OH SWEET MERCIFUL HEAVEN, IT'S STUCK IN MY EYE!!!"

Monty Burns: "Oh quit complaining. You still have one good eye. And besides, the employee health insurance plan should cover it."

Waylon Smithers: "You discontinued the employee health insurance program last year, so you could buy that collection of gold-encrusted Fabergé eggs, which you then hurled at those Jehovah's Witnesses."

Monty Burns: "They were asking for it. Just like those hooligans that tried to sell me those cookies."

Waylon Smithers: "The girl scouts?"

Monty Burns: "Yes, those were the ones. I could tell they were after my money. Who knows what they would have done, if I hadn't released the dogs, and the bees, and the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you, and the robotic Richard Simmons."

Waylon Smithers: "Sir, my eye is bleeding rather profusely.... permission to call an ambulance?"

Monty Burns: "On company time, using a company telephone? You've got to be mad, Smithers. You know I'd never approve such a thing. Besides, your legs are just fine. You can walk."

Waylon Smithers: "Sir, the 9-1-1 emergency call is free...."

Monty Burns: "Meh. I'd still rather you not. I'm expecting a telemarketing call regarding cheaper international long distance service. In case I ever decide I want to call in that favor Fidel Castro owes me, I don't want to be overcharged. Those phone companies have sticky fingers."

Waylon Smithers: "I'm feeling light-headed.... I think I'm going to pass out....." *THUD*

Monty Burns: "Oh, don't be such a drama queen. Very well, it looks like I'm going to be driving myself home tonight, in the automatic vehicular mobile.


Later, inside Burns' luxury car


Monty Burns: "It's been a while since I've used one of these contraptions. Hmmm.... I'd better go over the checklist again, to refresh my memory. Let's see..... First, locate the pilot's torsal restraining belt, and insert into the latching copulatrium. Now, adjust the primary and secondary angular reflecting visual aids for enhanced seeability. Insert the ridged metal unlocking stick into the ignitrium, and execute a three-fifth clockwise turn."



*engine roars to life*

Monty Burns: "Excellent. Now, if I could just tell which of these foot levers is the velocitator and which is the deceleratrix...."

A cloaked figure walks up to Monty Burns, who is still trying to work his vehicle

Monty Burns: "Oh, it's you. I seem to be having trouble locating the automatic pilot. Could you put an end to my troubles?"

The cloaked figure points a gun at Burns.

Unknown: "I thought you'd never ask."

Later, at Springfield Hospital





Doctor Julius Hibbert: "He's dead. He's been shot three times, strangled four times, and stabbed nine times in the back."

Waylon Smithers: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Mister Burns.... I loved him so much. He was too young to die! Why couldn't it have been me??? WHY??? WHY????"

Monty Burns: "Because you were lying unconscious in a pool of your own laziness, you dunder-headed lackwit, leaving me to fend for myself. I'm going to have to punish you for this gross incompetence by giving you a five percent pay cut."

Waylon Smithers: "Mister Burns! You're alive!!!"

Doctor Julius Hibbert: "No, I'm afraid he's still deceased. In fact, he's been clinically dead for the past twenty-seven years."

Monty Burns: "I've retained most of my higher functions through a heady mix of organ transplants from Vietnamese orphans, injecting my body with every known kind of pharmaceutical, treating myself to regular brain massages, and keeping Dick Cheney's personal physician on speed dial. I actually have 3 of Cheney's artificial hearts beating in my chest, which I got at an extremely discounted rate due to the fact that all of them are defective, and lubricated with the blood of baby seals."

Waylon Smithers: "Sir, it's been an honor serving you. I hope that my years of dedicated service have allowed me to find myself in your will."

Monty Burns: "Of course not. I'm having all of my money incinerated and the ashes will be buried with me, safely encased inside several thousand of the unbroken gold-encrusted Fabergé eggs. And by the way, Smithers, you're fired!"

Waylon Smithers: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns

Chief Clancy Wiggum: "Well, it seems that we have a mystery on our hands. Who shot Mister Burns.... again?"

Comic Book Guy: "The culprit better not be the baby. They already did that on the show, and it was lame beyond all description. If it is, I officially designate this the worst.... mafia.... EVER!!!!"

Askthepizzaguy: "No, I am not doing that. The baby isn't even in this game."

Comic Book Guy: "Thank you for completely shattering the fourth wall and ruining my willing suspension of disbelief. I also appreciate the way you're writing my character, because I just love sounding like I'm dripping with sarcasm at all times. Really original take on it, too. Well done, 'Pizza guy'. Now watch as I applaud you very slowly with an expression of disdain on my face."

Monty Burns: "Fine, I'll do it in character; Find out who killed me, or I'll jack up your utility costs by five percent!"

Waylon Smithers: "Not to mention there's at least one murderer on the loose, who could kill again."

Comic Book Guy: "Worst expository dialogue.... ever!"






BEGIN DAY ONE.












Alive: 17/18


Captain Blackadder
classical_hero
Csargo
Death is yonder
Diamondeye
God Emperor
Johnhughthom
Khazaar
Nightbringer
pevergreen
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Slashandburn
TheFluffyOne
Yaropolk
Zack



Dead: 1/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)





Round ends at 0200 Wednesday February 9th, Eastern time USA, roughly 48 hours from the time of this post.

[Csargo]

Vote:DE

[Nightbringer]

We don't take kindly to fluffiness around here, so...

vote:TheFluffyOne

[thefluffyone93]

We don't take kindly to fluffiness around here, so...

vote:TheFluffyOne

Hey now!
Thats discrimination!
Vote: Nightbringer

[pevergreen]

Vote: JHT

Yeah, I went there.

[Nightbringer]

Vote: JHT

Yeah, I went there.

Oh no he DI-nt

[God Emperor]

Fluffy monster scum !

Vote: Thefluffyone

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day One






Springfield City Hall



Waylon Smithers: "You all know why we are here. A terrible, terrible tragedy has occurred. Our beloved Monty Burns has been murdered in cold blood by some..... horrible person. And that person still lurks among us. It has been almost a day, and the police still haven't found the one responsible. It's time to take matters into our own hands!"

Police Chief Wiggum: "Phew, that's a relief! And not a moment too soon, I was really getting stumped. Now I have plenty of time to enjoy my pie."

Mayor Quimby: "I er ah think that we should do whatever it is a slim majority of you people want to have happen. I am taking bold, decisive leadership, and allowing the ballot to resolve this situation. Remember my fearlessness in November when you vote Quimby."

Sideshow Mel: "I wholeheartedly agree; a truly egalitarian society should have no qualms about tending to the needs of the reasonable majority. I for one think that we should behave like revolutionaries under the French monarchy, and perform impromptu executions of our perceived enemies in full view of the public! Then, and only then, will the brutish scofflaws among us experience an appropriate amount of fear!"

Moe the bartender: "Yeah, uh... whatever the guy with the bone through his hair said. I am down for all of that."

Ned Flanders: "Well hidely ho, neighboreenos. I can see we're in quite a pickle, what with an actual murderer running around loose, but in times like these, why not turn to the Bible? The Good book is where we should all get our guidance. I suggest we bury whoever is responsible for this up to their head, and hurl heavy stones at them until they expire!"

Homer Simpson: "BORING! Let me tell you what you should do. First, get fifty cases of beer, then tie the suspect to the railroad tracks and douse them in syrup, and then release a million fire ants to come and feed off of the poor sucker's head, so the last thing the guy experiences is ants crawling over every inch of his face, just before the train comes. Then, give me the beer."

Bart Simpson: "Muhuhuhahahaha..... finally, some poor sap's going to get what they deserve!"

(Professor Frink wakes up from a sudden, seven-hour nap, and finds that everyone is still talking. It must have been one heck of an interesting conversation!)

Professor Frink: "According to my uh, calculations, entered into my murderer finder tracker voter tabulatron, it seems that the guilty party is the errr uhmmm young man right here."

Bart Simpson: "What? No way, man. I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, I know my rights, you can't prove anything!"

Homer Simpson: "The boy. The boy. Must.... kill.... boy."

Bart Simpson: "What? Since when have you cared whether Mr. Burns lives or dies?"

Homer Simpson: "Not.... about.... Burns. No TV and no beer.... make Homer go crazy."

Bart Simpson: "Oh that. I'm sorry I threw your last beer can at that hornet's nest, but it's not my fault! I wanted to make them angry! Come on man, give me another chance!"

Marge Simpson: "I hate to say it kiddo, but this is a long time coming. We've been very lenient on you but your pranks have gone too far this time."

Bart Simpson: "Lisa, lovely Lisa, come on, help a brother out. Doesn't the law say that this kind of vigilante justice is illegal?"

Lisa Simpson: "Actually, Bart, according to article 7, section 4 of the Springfield constitution, vigilante justice IS legal in Springfield. There's nothing I can do."

Bart Simpson: "Skinner, I know we've had our differences, but I also know you love children, and you have a motorcycle. Get me out of here, and I'll never play a prank on you again! I'll return your collection of trophies that other schools won that you bought off of eBay!"

Seymour Skinner: "No can do, Bart. You've gotten detention, suspension, and expulsion before. There's only one thing left to do.... execution. I think I'll begin, as you've so often suggested, by eating your shorts...."

Bart Simpson: "Ralph, sweet, precious Ralph, what about you? I realize you probably have no idea what's going on, or who I am, or.... who you are.... but I'm desperate!"

Ralph Wiggum: "My cat's breath smells like cat food!"

Bart Simpson: "Fine, if that's how it's going to be.... but you'll have to catch me first! I'm outta here!"

Hans Moleman: "Stop him... He's getting away...."

Groundskeeper Willie: "Ach! He might be a fast one, but he's no match for a greased Scotsman!"

Bart Simpson: "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Groundskeeper Willie: "Come here, wee one! Willie's not gonna hurt ya! He's just gonna KILL YA!!!"

Diamondeye- Bart Simpson

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Bart Simpson was innocent!

Alive: 16/18


Captain Blackadder
classical_hero
Csargo
Death is yonder
God Emperor
Johnhughthom
Khazaar
Nightbringer
pevergreen
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Slashandburn
TheFluffyOne
Yaropolk
Zack



Dead: 2/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)






Begin Night One. Send me your orders, please.... hopefully if I get them all on time we can make up for my incompetent boobery.

[thefluffyone93]

You can never outrun an angry Scotsman.
Cue "The More You Know" jingle.

[Askthepizzaguy]

[thefluffyone93]

Brilliant!
Great writeup pizza; I didn't think Bart could be so eloquent.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night One

742 Evergreen Terrace.

Marge Simpson lay in her bed, restless. She was preoccupied by the recent murder of Mister Burns, and the death of Bart Simpson. She had a lot to think about.

That's why, when she heard the sound of someone coming up the stairs, she was ready. She reached under the bed for a weapon, anything that might fend off an attacker. She felt a soda can, a half-empty bag of chips, several dinner plates, and a cast iron frying pan, with pancakes still in it.

"Sweet, predictable Homer...." muttered Marge, both disgusted by the moldy food, but grateful for the weapon.

The shadowy figure entered the bedroom, as Marge lay in bed, pretending to sleep. The figure moved closer, and closer, and closer....

"Sweet dreams...." whispered the assailant, lifting a revolver.

Reacting quickly, Marge swung the iron pan, knocking the weapon out of the hand of the attacker, and lunged forward, smashing the attacker over the head with the heavy metal object. The attacker grunted painfully, stumbled backwards, and fell down the stairs head first.

"AND GOOD NIGHT!" shouted Marge Simpson, as the attacker hurried out the door, humiliated.

Marge Simpson

Survived!

Alive: 16/18


Captain Blackadder
classical_hero
Csargo
Death is yonder
God Emperor
Johnhughthom
Khazaar
Nightbringer
pevergreen
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Slashandburn
TheFluffyOne
Yaropolk
Zack



Dead: 2/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)






Begin Day Two. Round ends in 48 hours unless I have everyone voting in 24 hours.

[johnhughthom]

Daddy that pie is finished, eating the metal makes your teeth hurty.

A scary man talked to me last night, he had a hamster on his face and his shirt was the colour of nose gold. He told me a story about a man who raises people from their bed, he sounds like a bad man. I like my bed, it's a toilet I don't have to flush.

Vote: Renata I choo-choo-choose you.

[Diamondeye]

I can't imagine why NOTW doesn't allow night talking.

Then WHO WAS PHONE?

Daddy that pie is finished, eating the metal makes your teeth hurty.

A scary man talked to me last night, he had a hamster on his face and his shirt was the colour of nose gold. He told me a story about a man who raises people from their bed, he sounds like a bad man. I like my bed, it's a toilet I don't have to flush.

Vote: Renata I choo-choo-choose you.

This game is worth it just for your posts

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day Two

5 Khazaar (Romanic, Capt Blackadder, Renata, fluffy, "Askthepizzaguy")
4 Zack (GE, DIY, slashandburn, Csargo)
3 Renata (JHT, Yaropolk, Khazaar)
3 Fluffy (Zack, robbie, classical)
1 God Emperor (Nightbringer**)
--
1 not voting (pever)

Springfield City Hall


Waylon Smithers: "Those responsible for murdering Monty Burns are still at large. I think we should grab someone and make them pay for this crime. It's what Monty would have wanted; swift, brutal revenge."

Moe the Bartender: "Well uh, who do you recommends? We can't let a lynch mob like this go to waste. Let's get to the revengening!"

Groundskeeper Willie: "I think we should get rid of the fat one. Toss him in the school's deep fryer, and cover him with steak sauce and feed 'im to Mister Burns' hounds."

Comic Book Guy: "If that is the best execution you can come up with, then I will be on the internet in precisely 37 seconds blogging my displeasure for all to see."

Barney Gumble: "I think the monkey did it!"

Lisa Simpson: "What monkey, mister Gumble?"

Barney Gumble: "Who are you callin' a monkey, little miss smarty pants?"

Lisa Simpson: "No, I'm asking you, what monkey killed Mister Burns?"

Barney Gumble: "A MONKEY KILLED MISTER BURNS??? RUN AWAY, THERE'S A MURDEROUS MONKEY ON THE LOOSE!!!" *BELCH*

Marge Simpson: "If we have to do this unpleasant business, let's put it to a vote."

Sideshow Mel: "Indeed! The people must decide!"

Chief Clancy Wiggum: "Okay, I've got all the votes here in this box. And I'm sure it hasn't been tampered with, because the lock on the ballot box is unbroken."

Lisa Simpson: "But Chief Wiggum, it wasn't even locked. Someone has probably stuffed the ballot box."

Mayor Quimby: "Well err ahh who would commit that kind of voting fraud? I have faith in the ah people of err Springfield, to vote their conscience, and vote Quimby!"

Lisa Simpson: "But mayor Quimby, this isn't an election, it's an execution."

Mayor Quimby: "I knew that, but uh thank you for reminding me, sweet little girl. Let me just change my vote really quickly then."

*Mayor Quimby scribbles a different name on the piece of paper and shoves it in the ballot box*



Clancy Wiggum: "I've counted the votes, and the official tally is..... five votes for Sideshow Mel, and four votes for...."

Sideshow Mel: "What? This is an outrage! I demand a recount!"

Mayor Quimby: "Once again the people have er ah decided. Throw him in the deep fryer!"

Clancy Wiggum: "Deep fryer? Can't I just shoot him in the face or something?"

Homer Simpson: "Too late, pal! The mob has spoken!"

Seymour Skinner: "Lunchlady Doris, wheel in the industrial-sized fry-o-lator."

A massive vat of boiling grease is brought into the middle of the meeting.

Ralph Wiggum: "That smells yummy. Is he going in the hot tub, daddy?"

Chief Wiggum: "Yes, my little Ralphie. Now you get to see how McDonald's chicken McNuggets are made!"

Ralph Wiggum: "Our dog's breath smells like cat poop!"

Sideshow Mel: "Oh, how it burns my skin! What a horrifying way to shuffle off this mortal coil!"

Groundskeeper Willie: "Ach, shut your noisemaker, you bone-wearin' motor-mouthed pudding cup! That oil isn't even hot enough to kill the E. Coli the chicken nuggets are swimmin' in, you grass-wearin' whistle-blower!"

Sideshow Mel: "Well if it's not hot enough to kill me, what's the point?"

Homer Simpson: "Marge, may I?"

Marge Simpson: "Here you go, homey."


Marge hands Homer the iron frying pan, who promptly bashes Wiggum's face so hard that it makes his nose look like a pig's snout.



Homer Simpson: "That's for arresting Mel Gibson! That man has brought the world nothing but wholesome, family friendly entertainment, like Braveheart and The Passion of the Christ, and Lethal Weapon 4!"

Clancy Wiggum: "OW!!! Was that really necessary?"

Marge Simpson: "Uh, Homey, we're executing Sideshow Mel...."

Homer Simpson: "Who?"

Marge Simpson: "Krusty the Clown's sidekick?"

Homer Simpson: "Oh, Bonehead? I got nothin' against him."

Sideshow Mel: "I always feared this fateful day would come. Cruel fortune..... but I must die with dignity. I have poisoned myself with strychnine, and it should be taking effect rather soon...."

Seymour Skinner: "Oh, sweet, innocent Mel. That oil is practically nothing but strychnine. The school has a bit of a rodent and bird infestation."

Lisa Simpson: "Which shouldn't even kill Sideshow Mel, as the Fox-owned Spring chemical manufacturing plant located next to the Springfield reservoir has been dumping excess strychnine into the town's water supply for decades, and everyone in town has already developed an immunity to the otherwise lethal poison."

Hans Moleman: "Not me..... I always drink bottled water...."

Lisa Simpson: "Well, if you drink any of the major brands that label themselves 'Spring' water, then you're drinking water that's been bottled at the Springfield reservoir, next to the 'Spring' chemical plant. That's why they can avoid lawsuits for false advertising while maintaining a surprisingly low production cost."

Hans Moleman: "I think I'm going to be sick...."

Lisa Simpson: "None of this would have happened if you all had listened to the school essay I wrote for Earth Day entitled 'Spring water, delicious natural refreshment, or toxic sludge?'"

Sideshow Mel: "I can't take this anymore. The child is too much of a know-it-all, even for me!"

Sideshow Mel takes the giant bone out of his hair and smashes his own skull in with it, ending his life.

Khazaar- Sideshow Mel

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Sideshow Mel was innocent!

Alive: 15/18


Captain Blackadder
classical_hero
Csargo
Death is yonder
God Emperor
Johnhughthom
Nightbringer
pevergreen
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Slashandburn
TheFluffyOne
Yaropolk
Zack


Dead: 3/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)








Begin Night Two.

And yes, the tally was altered.

[classical_hero]

How many people are reading that with the voice characters in their heads? I know I am,

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Two

Flanders residence

Ned Flanders: "Ok Rodster, Toddster, did you brush your teeth and say your prayers?"

Rod Flanders: "Yes daddy! I prayed three times to make sure Jesus heard it!"

Todd Flanders: "I prayed four times to make sure Jesus could hear mine more!"

Ned Flanders: "Now sons, it's not a contest. Jesus will decide which of you has the purest soul on the day of your judgment."

Rod Flanders: "After we die and go up to heaven to see mommy again."

Todd Flanders: "When are we going to die, daddy?"

Ned Flanders: "Not for a long time. But don't you worry, if you two are good little boys, and grow up to be good men who love their wives and don't drink or dance or swear, then someday, it will happen to you, too."

Rod and Todd: "YAYYYY!!!!"

Ned Flanders: "If you pray really hard, maybe Jesus will let you know when Death is yonder."

Suddenly, Death is yonder stops reading and begins cursing at the computer screen. The rest of you keep reading.

Rod Flanders: "Daddy, what were those strange words that bad man was saying?"

Ned Flanders: "Cover your ears, children. Those are curse words. And those who speak them know for certain that eternal Death is yonder."

Todd Flanders: "Death is yonder?"

Ned Flanders: "Yep, Death is yonder."

Rod Flanders: "Let me make sure I heard you Daddy. What was yonder?"

Ned Flanders: "Well, Rod my boy, Death is yonder. Those who speak the words of curse know that their death is yonder. And that's why you shouldn't say those words."

Todd Flanders: "Curse words make baby Jesus cry."

Rod Flanders: "And then, Death is yonder!"

Ned Flanders: "Yes, Death is indeed yonder. Having said that, it's getting late. I'm dead on my feet, and I feel a little stiff. I need to go rest in peace. And remember kids, tomorrow, we're going to go out to the country and see about buying that farm."

Rod and Todd: "YAYYYYY!!!"



Ned closes the door to Rod and Todd's bedroom, when he hears the click of a revolver. He turns around to see someone or something pointing the weapon right at his face.




Ned Flanders: "Well hidely ho, intruder-eeno. I see you've got a gun pointed at my sniffer. Well friend, I keep three hundred dollars cash in the box next to the front door, with a big old sign that says "help yourself". No need to give nervous Neddy the heebie-jeebies! And if you need help carrying off my big screen TV, I'll be happy to oblige!"

The intruder just grinned silently, and slid forward into the light, where Ned could get a good look at.... whatever it was. Cigar smoke swirled around the figure.

Ned Flanders: "Why, you.... you're nothing but a... a.... vicious, godless beast!"

The armed intruder just started laughing. The inhuman screeching continued, until the figure pulled the trigger, splattering Ned Flanders' brains all over the bedroom door.

Rod Flanders: "YAYYYY!!! Daddy's reunited with Mommy!"

Todd Flanders: "I guess Death really was yonder."

Death is yonder- Ned Flanders

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Ned Flanders was innocent!

Alive: 14/18


Captain Blackadder
classical_hero
Csargo
God Emperor
Johnhughthom
Nightbringer
pevergreen
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Slashandburn
TheFluffyOne
Yaropolk
Zack


Dead: 4/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)







Begin Day Three.

[Nightbringer]

I have no where else to ask

5. No out of thread communication unless specifically sanctioned by me, the game host. You break this rule, you are WOG'ed immediately.

:D

But back no topic, God Emperor, are you just following pever's lead in the hopes of a nice juicy bandwagon, or do you have a legitimate reason for voting me?

[Askthepizzaguy]

The rule applies to communications regarding this game; you're not banned from talking to pever about his name, except in this thread.





THE PIZZA GOD HAS SPOKEN. MY WORD IS LAW.

[God Emperor]

@Nightbringer
I am voting because of a weak reason; feeling
I have a feeling you have been just playing along which does not match my view on you, example how you played in starwars etc.

[Nightbringer]

@Nightbringer
I am voting because of a weak reason; feeling
I have a feeling you have been just playing along which does not match my view on you, example how you played in starwars etc.

I'm sorry you think that, but I guess their is nothing I can say to diffuse a feeling, I just ask you to reconsider.
however, that doesn't seem very scummy of a way to respond to me, so I'll unvote

As to who to vote for today, I still think vote:yaropolk was inciting a lynch on Zack even though when examined closely it does not seem very plausible. (at least to me)
FOS: Romanic for doing the same.

[Csargo]

The rule applies to communications regarding this game; you're not banned from talking to pever about his name, except in this thread.





THE PIZZA GOD HAS SPOKEN. MY WORD IS LAW.

OH THE HUBRIS

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Yaropolk]

I just finished reading through all of Nightbringer's posts.

He focused his voting heavily on GE a few rounds in a row
Voted for me twice
Also for Pever, Zack, Fluffy, and one FOS on Romanic followed by a countervote by Romanic on NB.

Pever, Zack, and Fluffy are all dead innocents.

Since this is NB's first time as scum I don't think he was voting for his partners but probably playing it safe.

That leaves CB, DE(replacing S&B), and Csargo.

I see one post defending Csargo, which may be a bit scummy:

sorry I haven't been very present guys. I'm going to try to devote some more time to the game now, and to start with, what kind of a vote is this?

Maybe you could give us a reason? Votes without reason just make doing the same excusable for scum. Maybe I missed something, but I don't really see any reason to target csargo in the first place?
For the entire game you seem to have just voted randomly and made fluff statements.
vote:pevergreen
Give a good reason for your vote and I may take my vote off of you.
(complete side note, why do you dislike it so much when people capitalize the p in your name?)

And

Post Counts:
DE + SB = 31
Csargo = 16
CB = 8

Based on post counts, I'd like to get rid of CB as he's lurking like a pro.