The Half Monty [Concluded]

[Yaropolk]

In this context, have a cow = give birth to a cow.

[thefluffyone93]

I STILL WANT MY STEAK.

[Renata]

If I give you one, will you kill me tonight? I'm sick. :(

[Nightbringer]

If I give you one, will you kill me tonight? I'm sick. :(

Same here. (the sick part, not the killing me or handing out steak part!)
and I had never really thought about what "have a cow" was supposed to mean until now.

[God Emperor]

I STILL WANT MY STEAK.

no your clearly shouldn't give birth to bovine

[Zack]

I can't imagine why NOTW doesn't allow night talking.

I like eating steak, thank you very much.
SO I THINK I WILL HAVE A COW.

In this context, have a cow = give birth to a cow.

I STILL WANT MY STEAK.

If I give you one, will you kill me tonight? I'm sick. :(

Same here. (the sick part, not the killing me or handing out steak part!)
and I had never really thought about what "have a cow" was supposed to mean until now.

no your clearly shouldn't give birth to bovine

[Romanic]

I can't imagine why NOTW doesn't allow night talking.

No talk at night it a mistake, it doesn't promote talking about the lynch results. Once the night is over, people are not reacting to the lynch anymore, they are talking about the nightkills (or about dropped items, in NOTW). We've seen interesting discussions at nights in most games, this here isn't a good example, and we've just started.

[Zack]

No talk at night it a mistake, it doesn't promote talking about the lynch results. Once the night is over, people are not reacting to the lynch anymore, they are talking about the nightkills (or about dropped items, in NOTW). We've seen interesting discussions at nights in most games, this here isn't a good example, and we've just started.

I'm not advocating disallowing night talk, I'm just observing that all of the night talk so far has been spam.

[Csargo]

I can't imagine why NOTW doesn't allow night talking.

In my day we didn't have night. It was day 24/7 and we were happy about it too. Didn't complain all the time like you kids today!

[classical_hero]

All this talk about cows is BS.

[thefluffyone93]

All this talk about cows is BS.

Hmmmm.....I
THINK I see what you did there...

Edit: And its only the first night!
What else are we supposed to talk about?

[Askthepizzaguy]

What else are we supposed to talk about?

YOUR IMPENDING DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! MWAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAH



Oh. Sorry. Just getting ready to post the results of the night phase.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night One

742 Evergreen Terrace.

Marge Simpson lay in her bed, restless. She was preoccupied by the recent murder of Mister Burns, and the death of Bart Simpson. She had a lot to think about.

That's why, when she heard the sound of someone coming up the stairs, she was ready. She reached under the bed for a weapon, anything that might fend off an attacker. She felt a soda can, a half-empty bag of chips, several dinner plates, and a cast iron frying pan, with pancakes still in it.

"Sweet, predictable Homer...." muttered Marge, both disgusted by the moldy food, but grateful for the weapon.

The shadowy figure entered the bedroom, as Marge lay in bed, pretending to sleep. The figure moved closer, and closer, and closer....

"Sweet dreams...." whispered the assailant, lifting a revolver.

Reacting quickly, Marge swung the iron pan, knocking the weapon out of the hand of the attacker, and lunged forward, smashing the attacker over the head with the heavy metal object. The attacker grunted painfully, stumbled backwards, and fell down the stairs head first.

"AND GOOD NIGHT!" shouted Marge Simpson, as the attacker hurried out the door, humiliated.

Marge Simpson

Survived!

Alive: 16/18


Captain Blackadder
classical_hero
Csargo
Death is yonder
God Emperor
Johnhughthom
Khazaar
Nightbringer
pevergreen
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Slashandburn
TheFluffyOne
Yaropolk
Zack



Dead: 2/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)






Begin Day Two. Round ends in 48 hours unless I have everyone voting in 24 hours.

[johnhughthom]

Daddy that pie is finished, eating the metal makes your teeth hurty.

A scary man talked to me last night, he had a hamster on his face and his shirt was the colour of nose gold. He told me a story about a man who raises people from their bed, he sounds like a bad man. I like my bed, it's a toilet I don't have to flush.

Vote: Renata I choo-choo-choose you.

[Diamondeye]

I can't imagine why NOTW doesn't allow night talking.

Then WHO WAS PHONE?

Daddy that pie is finished, eating the metal makes your teeth hurty.

A scary man talked to me last night, he had a hamster on his face and his shirt was the colour of nose gold. He told me a story about a man who raises people from their bed, he sounds like a bad man. I like my bed, it's a toilet I don't have to flush.

Vote: Renata I choo-choo-choose you.

This game is worth it just for your posts

[johnhughthom]

This game is worth it just for your posts

Pokes Diamondeye.

Daddy, why is my play date sleeping in a box?

[Renata]

Marge is my hero.

[Renata]

Also, vote: Zack

[Zack]

Vote: fluffyone was the most egregious spammer last night.

[thefluffyone93]

Vote: fluffyone was the most egregious spammer last night.

Me, a spammer?
Oh, never in a million, billion years......
Amiright?

[johnhughthom]

Mr Smithers, Daddy said you're a Homer-sexual. Are you Bart's mommy?

[thefluffyone93]

Mr Smithers, Daddy said you're a Homer-sexual. Are you Bart's mommy?

Wow....totally see what you did there.
Uh.....NO.
Biologically impossible.

Not that I would want to anyways!

[johnhughthom]

Do you have a girlfriend Mr Smithers? I have a girlfriend, her name is Lisa Simpson and I'm going to be her wife.

[thefluffyone93]

Uh-huh.......
Something tells me Lisa doesn't know
about that wife part yet.
Or the girlfriend part as well.....

[God Emperor]

let's try with a second vote on you
Vote: Zack

[Zack]

Also, vote: Zack

let's try with a second vote on you
Vote: Zack

Let's try giving reasons for our votes.

[thefluffyone93]

Oh right, we're
supposed to be voting.
Vote: Zack for not noticing the "Internet Troll Extraordinaire" title I gave myself.
THAT'LL TEACH YOU! RAWR.

[Zack]

Vote: fluffyone was the most egregious spammer last night.

Silly Day Two vote based on something trivial.

Me, a spammer?
Oh, never in a million, billion years......
Amiright?

Immediate squirmy reaction.

Oh right, we're
supposed to be voting.
Vote: Zack for not noticing the "Internet Troll Extraordinaire" title I gave myself.
THAT'LL TEACH YOU! RAWR.

Trying to fit in and play it cool; finds an excuse to OMGUS.

My vote stays.

[Romanic]

Eh? What's going on here?

Renata voted Zack without giving a reason.
Zack voted Fluffy for being a spammer (superficial reason).
God Emperor voted Zack for strategic reasons (or it seems).
Fluffy omgused on Zack.

@Renata:

I'll echo Zack, why are you voting for him?

Also, please try to assure me that "Marge is my hero" is not another casual comment like "Miko's been a bad girl". I'm afraid that I'll be hard to convince, but you can try.

@Zack

How is it that you are requesting others to give a reason for their vote, while yours is fluff at best?

[thefluffyone93]

@Zack

How is it that you are requesting others to give a reason for their vote, while yours is fluff at best?

UNINTENTIONAL "I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR!"