The Half Monty [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Three

Town Hall

Mayor Quimby: "How would you uh like a street named after you?"

Porsche: *loud giggling*

Mayor Quimby: "I could make you my top advisor on women's issues."

Alexis: "I thought I was your top advisor?"

Mayor Quimby: "You're my top advisor on sexual harassment in the workplace."

Alexis: "Can I get a raise?"

Mayor Quimby: "If you do that er ah thing we talked about, I'll triple your salary."

Alexis: *giggling* "Okay!"

*BUZZZZZ*

Mayor Quimby: "Be right back, girls. That's the pizza I ordered."

.......




Delivery Man: "Your total is $23.97."

Mayor Quimby: "Here is 24 dollars. You can er ah keep the change."

Delivery Man: ...........




When they found Mayor Quimby's body, a team of highly trained monkeys were able to piece together most of it. Deep inside his lower intestine, they found three shiny pennies.

Renata- Mayor Quimby

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Mayor Quimby was innocent!

Alive: 13/18


Captain Blackadder
classical_hero
Csargo
God Emperor
Johnhughthom
Nightbringer
pevergreen
Robbiecon
Romanic
Slashandburn
TheFluffyOne
Yaropolk
Zack


Dead: 5/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)


Begin Day Four.