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    Night Six







    Burns Manor



    Waylon Smithers: "Why did you have to die.... why.... why..... why????"

    Smithers gulped down the last of yet another bottle of rum, and tossed it in the pile along with all the rest. The unwashed, unshaven, hideous drunken wreck of a man wept openly. He couldn't even hear the sound of footsteps coming up the staircase behind him.

    Waylon Smithers: "I can't go on like this. I can't go on without Mister Burns.... oh Lord, take me now!"

    Unknown figure: "Allow me to be of some assistance..."



    *BANG*



    Waylon Smithers: "I'm coming, Monty.... I'm coming!"







    TheFluffyOne- Waylon Smithers

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Waylon Smithers was Innocent!






    Alive: 8/18


    Captain Blackadder
    Csargo
    God Emperor
    Nightbringer
    pevergreen
    Romanic
    Slashandburn Diamondeye2
    Yaropolk


    Dead: 10/18

    Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
    Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
    Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
    Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
    Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
    Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)
    Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum (Innocent)
    Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (MAFIA MASTERMIND)
    Zack- Clancy Wiggum (Innocent)
    TheFluffyOne- Waylon Smithers (Innocent)




    Begin Day Seven.
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    Vote: Nightbringer
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    Hmm *checks the list*

    Vote:pevergreen

    Yep, you're on the list.
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    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Here's a list of robbie's posts, for reference, after the game started, and before he died. There's only 7 of them.

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    Post #1 - Day 1
    Quote Originally Posted by robbiecon View Post
    Aruba, Jamaica, oo I wanna take ya,
    to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
    Vote: Csargo, Montego, baby why don't we go
    down to Kokomo,
    get there fast
    and then we'll take it slow
    that's where we wanna go,
    way down to Kokomo.
    Post #2 - Day 2
    Quote Originally Posted by robbiecon View Post
    You better think twice before attacking Marjorie Simpson (nee Bouvier). I'll have my pan, and whatever else I can lay my hands on at the ready.

    Now, I don't think Zack is the person who attacked me last night, but it's clear from my poor Bart being brutally picked upon yesterday that someone is out to kill us Simpsons.

    So I'm gonna have to go with Vote: thefluffyone93
    Post #3 - Day 2
    Quote Originally Posted by robbiecon View Post
    Well, might I just say that Grampa Simpson, Hans Moleman and Jasper Beardly could potentially be candidates for older people in this game, However, I am unaware if either Hans or Jasper were war vets. It is likely that Grampa Simpson is the only one of these three in this game, but one of the others could potentially be here, it really depends on askthepizzaguy's preferences.
    Post #4 - Day 2
    Quote Originally Posted by robbiecon View Post
    Ok, I know who you are now.

    your ass is mine : quote from the Principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

    And Skinner is a Vietnam war vet.
    Post #5 - Day 3
    Quote Originally Posted by robbiecon View Post
    I have been reading the thread on my iPod, but writing isn't much fun on it.

    Ok, well we have zack, who I firmly believe is being framed, and a dead obvious one at that. Slashandburn, well I do not see the sense in that either, where exactly did that come from? And fluffy is just a continuation from yesterday.

    I'm thinking we should perhaps vote for Romanic, he's really taken control of the game, what with posting vote counts etc. Perhaps he's trying to emphasise who is currently being voted for, so that those who haven't voted yet just go for those with more votes. Also he voted for zack after Yaropolk, even stating that it seemed too easy a set up but going with it anyway.

    I won't vote for Romanic at this venture, as it is merely speculation, but if I , Marge should be attacked again, I'd like if you could lynch him. Also he's one of those who hasn't really implied who he is, while many have hinted.
    Post #6 - Day 4
    Quote Originally Posted by robbiecon View Post
    Vote: classical_hero

    I remain sure that Zack is innocent.
    Post #7 - Day 5
    Quote Originally Posted by robbiecon View Post
    It is possible that Willie is mafia, but I wouldn't be out and out convinced of it.

    The random vote on Csargo was somewhat necessary given the lack of information, even though many people have seemed scummy at various times.

    I'll vote: Captain Blackadder.
    Post #8 - Day 5
    Quote Originally Posted by robbiecon View Post
    3rd on the bandwagon, eh, Romanic?

    Unvote; Vote: Romanic

    We shall see what night brings.


    Post #1 : His Day 1 vote, on Csargo. Resulting tally was (DE 2, Fluffy 2, GE 1, CB 1, robbie 1, Yaro 1, Renata 1, Csargo 1)
    He didn't care about the tally leaders, or he might have voted for someone with a vote already. We know that DE & Fluffy were innocent. The vote on Csargo may as well be a distancing tactic, as much a vote on an innocent. I'm tempted to give some creds to Csargo, but not much.

    Post #2 : His Day 2 vote, on Fluffy. Resulting tally was (Zack 3, Fluffy 3, Renata 1, slashandburn 1, Khazaar 1, GE 1)
    It lookied like he was trying to help Zack, but we know that he was Chief Wiggum. I don't think there's anything else to get from this vote.

    Post #3 : Two posts before Robbie made this one, Yaropolk voted Captain Blackadder, calling on a false claim because he was acting like an old man, when Csargo was already roleplaying an old man. Here's Yaro's post,
    Quote Originally Posted by Yaropolk View Post
    CB comes out early on and claims to be a war vet. Immediately Grandpa Simpson comes to mind.

    Csargo repeatedly comes out with rambling old man stories. Grandpa also comes to mind here. Csargo comes back with this claim multiple times, and CB doesn't speak up after this. I think CB tried to do a false claim early on then bit his tongue.

    Vote: Captain Blackadder

    CB, if there is another war vet character, then speak up now.
    So Robbie, in post #3, points out that there could be more than one old men in the game, mentioning two other possibilities. It looks like he's trying to help Captain Blackadder, trying to dissuade Yaro that CB is suspect for being an old man.

    CB replied quickly after,
    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder View Post
    Now son that is no way to speak to a vet I know you can read my thoughts. Just remember, if I find out you are mafia, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say. Don't just think of World War II there have being more wars.
    Post #4 : After CB's last post, Robbie made post #4, stating that he recognized CB as Skinner. Protecting him again, and it worked, Yaro unvoted him soon after. CB looks bad here.

    Post #5 : Interesting post, because robbie says a lot.

    1) He's posting from his iPod (we should have picked on that one!!!! Only scums are posting from cells. )
    2) He thinks Zack is obviously being framed (we know Zack was innocent).
    3) He doesn't see any reason to vote for slashandburn (slashandburn, replaced by Diamondeye 2, is still alive).
    4) Perhaps we should vote Romanic, for taking control of the game with vote counts. He's gunning for me with a bad argument.

    It's interesting that he didn't vote though. This was late on Day 3, and the running tally was (Zack 3, slashandburn 3, Fluffy 2, Renata 1). His no-vote implies that he didn't care whether Zack or slashandburn (now DE2) would be lynched. If one of his partners was threatened, I think he would have voted, so this gives me a good feeling about Diamondeye.

    Post #6 : His Day 4 vote, against classical_hero. It doesn't mean anything now, as everyone who received votes on that day is dead and innocent.

    Post #7 : His Day 5 vote, for Captain Blackadder. Resulting tally was (pever 3, Csargo 1, CB 1)
    Looks like robbie doesn't care about lynching pevergreen, or he would have voted Csargo (* unless they're both his partners, of course).

    Post #8 : Day 5 vote, take two. He voted for me, for being 3rd on the God Emperor bandwagon. This vote ended up reversed because ATPG missed the deadline and cancelled votes that were made after. However I'm guessing that nobody knew it would be reversed, so his reaction means something.
    The resulting tally was : GE 3, Csargo 1, pever 1, Fluffy 1, Romanic 1. If Robbie cared about GE being lynched, he would have voted Csargo/pever/Fluffy instead of me (who had no vote). GE looks good here.


    tl;dr version (if you can't be bothered to read):

    Good
    Diamondeye looks good after post #5.
    God Emperor looks good after post #8.
    pevergreen looks good after post #7 (unless Csargo is also scum, meaning Csargo should be lynched before pever, to validate).
    Dunno
    Csargo looks marginally good, after post #1, but it good be a distancing tactic.
    Yaropolk. No interaction with robbie, except that he voted for CB, and was convinced to unvote by CB & robbie.
    Nightbringer had no interaction with robbie at all.
    Bad
    Captain Blackadder looks bad (post #3 & #4). Unclear after post #7.

    vote: Captain Blackadder

    I'm voting him, for the posts #3 & #4, because robbie helped him, and on the assumption that post #7 might have been a distancing tactic by robbie.

    I think Csargo and Nightbringer are okay choices, and that we shouldn't lynch Yaropolk before CB.

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    Also, I'd like to hear why pever is voting Nightbringer, and why Csargo is voting pevergreen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romanic View Post
    Also, I'd like to hear why pever is voting Nightbringer, and why Csargo is voting pevergreen.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nightbringer
    agreed. Pever has been acting very strangely all game
    Guess.
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    Vote: God Emperor
    If God is great, and if God is good, why can't he change the hearts of men?"
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    I would say that his post defending me is another example of PIS just as he was with Zack he knew I was innocent and my post had a quote from Skinner from the episode about Bart and the trial.


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    1) What's PIS?
    2) Vote: csargo I believe day 1 vote was distancing tactic

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    Day Seven




    Town Hall



    Principal Skinner: "Order, order, everyone sit down. Moleman, spit out that gum!"

    Moe the Bartender: "All right, put your votes on this slip of paper, and pass it up to the front."

    Groundskeeper Willie: "I think the fat one did it."

    Homer Simpson: "Hey! You take that back, I've lost a lot of weight."

    Comic Book Guy: "Indeed, Homer, but I believe the Groundskeeper was referring to me."

    Barney Gumble: "He was talking about me!"

    Hans Moleman: "There sure are a lot of fat men in here...."

    Professor Frink: "According to my Gut-check Accu-Accuse Scumdarometer, the guilty person (or persons) here is (or are)...."

    Moe the Bartender: "Yeah yeah, whatever egghead, get to the point...."

    Professor Frink: "It seems that the murderer of Mister Burns was..... none other than Homer Jay Simpson!"



    *all gasp*



    Homer Simpson: "D'oh!!! Why do lynch mobs always come after me??"

    Comic Book Guy: "Woah, woah, woah.... Homer Simpson was already accused of the attempted murder of Charles Montgomery Burns in the sixth season episode 2F16 entitled 'Who shot Mr. Burns?'; therefore I believe putting him on trial again for the same crime would be double jeopardy."

    Principal Skinner: "Mmmmm indeed. Well the votes have been counted, it's Homer Simpson all right. How do we get around the pesky double jeopardy law?"

    Moe the Bartender: "What in the blue heck are you talkin' about, pinhead? We're a violent lynch mob... we don't need to follow the law."

    Groundskeeper Willie: "I can't agree more. If he shot Burns, I say we bury him up to his head in rock salt at midday, and point a giant magnifying glass at his face."

    Barney Gumble: "I say we crush up some bar glasses and feed it to him until he dies!"

    Homer Simpson: "What the.... you don't even know if I did it! You're all a bunch of freakin' wierdos, man!"

    Hans Moleman: "I say we point a sandblaster at his stomach until it shoots out the other siiiiiide...."

    Comic Book Guy: "That one is not actually that bad. I give it a rare two and a half stars."

    Seymour Skinner: "I have to insist that we follow what little remains of the law in this town. We can't try Homer Simpson twice for the same crime."



    The corpse of Mister Burns even weighs in on the matter.



    Charles Montgomery Burns: "Indeed... you nitwit hooligans haven't gotten it right yet. Don't you remember? This buffoon, whoever he is, once held me at gunpoint and threatened my life. Need I remind you that he possesses neither the cranial capacity, nor the opposable digits to operate a firearm."

    Homer Simpson: ".....that's right. So I couldn't have done it!"



    Suddenly, a hammer falls from the rafters, and lands squarely on Homer Simpson's head. He is knocked to the ground and the clatter of metal against tile reverberates throughout the assembly hall. Something has fallen out of Homer's pocket.



    Homer Simpson: "OWWW!!!!!"



    Moe the Bartender: "Hey, wait a minute.... what's that over there on the floor?"

    Principal Skinner: "Why, it appears to be some sort of firearm."

    Barney Gumble: "A pistol!" *BELCH*

    Homer Simpson: "Stupid hammer! Who dropped that on me?"



    *the ominous sound of someone sucking on a pacifier is heard from high above the assembled guests. A tiny silhouette crawls back toward the heating ducts....*



    Barney Gumble: "Hey, Homer.... when did you re-grow your hair?"

    Moe the Bartender:
    "Wait a minute.... there's somethin' not right goin' on around here. This 'Homer Simpson' was wearing a bald cap. He's not even Homer Simpson at all!"

    Homer Simpson/Herb Powell: "That's right, you MORONS! You finally got something right, after what has to be centuries of abject failure."

    Comic Book Guy: "Herb Powell, Homer's illegitimate half-brother, whose life was once ruined by one Homer Simpson. The resemblance is striking."

    Herb Powell: "Good job, numb nuts. All those years of not having a girlfriend must have given you plenty of time to study up on trivia."

    Principal Skinner: "Why did you do it, Powell?"

    Herb Powell: "Why? WHY??? I'll tell you why. Because Homer Simpson ruined my life... I had my own Automotive company, and I was as rich as Burns, and then Homer came along and my company went belly up! Then, I invented a baby translator which would have allowed mothers to know exactly what their infants wanted, but none of you dipwads ever bought one!"

    Moe the Bartender: "Oh yeah, that's right. I was meanin' to buy one for my cousin's baby shower, but I forgot."

    Herb Powell: "I've been living out of dumpsters for far too long... and then, I asked Mister Burns for some change, and he struck me in the face with a bottle of Cold Duck. That's when I finally snapped, and I got revenge on Burns... and Homer Simpson... and the rest of you asinine piles of dog feces in this hick town!"

    Hans Moleman: *wielding sand blaster* "Let's get him, everyone..... kill kill kill....."

    Herb Powell: "Come here, you bunch of morons! I'll rip out your eyeballs with my teeth! I'll feed you your own entrails!"

    Barney Gumble: "Hold him down!"

    Moe the Bartender: "Here's a present for you, Herbie.... brass knuckles!"

    Herb Powell: "You'll never take me alive, you bunch of ingrates! My trained monkey will destroy you all!

    MISTER TEENY!!!

    AVENGE ME!!"













    Nightbringer- Homer Simpson

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    Homer Simpson was Herb Powell!

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 


    Herb Powell was MAFIA!






    Alive: 7/18


    Captain Blackadder
    Csargo
    God Emperor
    pevergreen
    Romanic
    Slashandburn Diamondeye2
    Yaropolk


    Dead: 11/18

    Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
    Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
    Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
    Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
    Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
    Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)
    Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum (Innocent)
    Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (MAFIA MASTERMIND)
    Zack- Clancy Wiggum (Innocent)
    TheFluffyOne- Waylon Smithers (Innocent)
    Nightbringer- Herb Powell (MAFIA)




    Begin Night Seven.
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    damn, you guys got me, well, thats what I get for being away from computers for a while after panicking with my first time being mafia.
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    Haha!

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    Night Seven




    Springfield Elementary School

    Groundskeeper's shed




    Groundskeeper Willie: "Call Willie a moron, will ye? Well look what happened to you, laddie. Willie's makin' haggis with an extra ingredient: yer brains!"

    Powell's head said nothing.

    Groundskeeper Willie: "And Willie's not stupid. Willie knows what'll happen next... someone will point the finger at him, and say Willie shot Burns."

    Willie took a long swig of whiskey, and continued.

    Groundskeeper Willie: "I could ne'er have shot Burns. It's impossible for me to fire a pistol! If you check me medical records, you'll see I've got a cripplin' arthritis in me index fingerrrrrs."

    Powell's head said nothing.

    Groundskeeper Willie: "I got it from space invaders in 1977."

    Powell's head said nothing. Suddenly, Willie turns his head.

    Groundskeeper Willie: "I could smell you comin' a mile away, you filthy stinkin' animal. I'm ready for ya; Willie's covered from head to toe in bacon grease. There's not a creature alive that can out-wrestle a greased Scotsman!"

    The dark figure in the corner continued puffing on its cigar, silently.

    Groundskeeper Willie: "No? Don't want to fight me like a man? Very well, I guess I'll just have to slaughter you like an animal!"

    Willie grabbed a high-powered, gigantic hedge trimmer. It looked like a mini-chainsaw, and roared to life.





    *BANG*




    Groundskeeper Willie: "Where are ye going? Come back here and fight Willie, ya cigar-smoking surrender monkey! Ach, they don't pay me enough to care about this. I ne'er should have turned down the lead role in Braveheart."








    pevergreen- Groundskeeper Willie

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    Groundskeeper Willie was innocent!






    Alive: 6/18


    Captain Blackadder
    Csargo
    God Emperor
    Romanic
    Slashandburn Diamondeye2
    Yaropolk


    Dead: 12/18

    Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
    Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
    Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
    Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
    Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
    Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)
    Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum (Innocent)
    Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (MAFIA MASTERMIND)
    Zack- Clancy Wiggum (Innocent)
    TheFluffyOne- Waylon Smithers (Innocent)
    Nightbringer- Herb Powell (MAFIA)
    pevergreen- Groundskeeper Willie (Innocent)




    Begin Day Eight.
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    Grease me up!
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    Okie dokie.


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    DE it's time you stop hunting me ! :p

    Now Romanic, I have for some time wanted to see you lynched.. The problem is that you have been under no pressure a all, been active and helpful (assuming you are not scum :p) , and you are still alive.. I will ofc later on go back and review your posts, but for now Vote: Romanic
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    I... Can't... Stop... Now...
    Vote: GE
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    Quote Originally Posted by God Emperor View Post
    DE it's time you stop hunting me ! :p

    Now Romanic, I have for some time wanted to see you lynched.. The problem is that you have been under no pressure a all, been active and helpful (assuming you are not scum :p) , and you are still alive.. I will ofc later on go back and review your posts, but for now Vote: Romanic
    Lynching me because I am still alive? Is that the only argument you can come up at this point? So yes, I also support your idea to read back through the thread. Who know what you might find.

    I'm going back to my yesterday case, on Captain Blackadder, but looking at the voting records, I think Csargo might also be a good idea.

    vote: Captain Blackadder

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    Day Eight





    Town Hall



    Some people: "Lynch Skinner!"



    And so, Skinner was lynched. He said not a peep on his way to his death, too. He wasn't the only silent one, either.



    Pizza was disappoint.



    They were, too.











    Captain Blackadder- Seymour Skinner

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    Seymour Skinner was innocent!






    Alive: 5/18


    Csargo
    God Emperor
    Romanic
    Slashandburn Diamondeye2
    Yaropolk


    Dead: 13/18

    Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
    Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
    Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
    Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
    Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
    Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)
    Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum (Innocent)
    Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (MAFIA MASTERMIND)
    Zack- Clancy Wiggum (Innocent)
    TheFluffyOne- Waylon Smithers (Innocent)
    Nightbringer- Herb Powell (MAFIA)
    pevergreen- Groundskeeper Willie (Innocent)
    Captain Blackadder- Seymour Skinner (Innocent)




    Begin Night Eight.
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    Well, it's Yaropolk, guys.

    ((As noted elsewhere in other threats, a recent theft of my laptop will mean that I probably won't be very active for the next couple of days until I find myself a new one))
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondeye View Post
    Well, it's Yaropolk, guys.
    You can't argue with solid logic like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yaropolk View Post
    You can't argue with solid logic like that
    You're not one to talk. [/bitter]

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    Night Eight



    They found Barney Gumble's body face down, with bullet holes through his entire body.

    They looked at one another, unsure which of them was the silent killer....







    God Emperor - Barney Gumble

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Barney Gumble was innocent!






    Alive: 4/18


    Csargo
    Romanic
    Slashandburn Diamondeye2
    Yaropolk


    Dead: 13/18

    Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
    Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
    Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
    Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
    Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
    Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)
    Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum (Innocent)
    Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (MAFIA MASTERMIND)
    Zack- Clancy Wiggum (Innocent)
    TheFluffyOne- Waylon Smithers (Innocent)
    Nightbringer- Herb Powell (MAFIA)
    pevergreen- Groundskeeper Willie (Innocent)
    Captain Blackadder- Seymour Skinner (Innocent)
    God Emperor- Barney Gumble (Innocent)




    Begin the Final Day.


    Note: A tied vote (no lynch) will result in an automatic loss for the innocent team.

    Round ends in 24 hours, on the dot.
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    ATPG - is a vote of "no lynch" (not a tie) allowed for this round? It makes sense for us to have mafia kill off another townie - tomorrow each townie will have 50% chance of voting for scum rather than 33%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yaropolk View Post
    ATPG - is a vote of "no lynch" (not a tie) allowed for this round? It makes sense for us to have mafia kill off another townie - tomorrow each townie will have 50% chance of voting for scum rather than 33%.
    I hear you, but I'd like to wrap up this game.

    12 hours remain. Tick tock, tick tock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yaropolk View Post
    ATPG - is a vote of "no lynch" (not a tie) allowed for this round? It makes sense for us to have mafia kill off another townie - tomorrow each townie will have 50% chance of voting for scum rather than 33%.
    Do you know when the last time I heard this was? It was awhile ago, but the person who said it was scum. You should know this, Romanic, because it was you.

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    Final Day



    Comic Book Guy: "I call this meeting to order. Now, to discuss the very lame and very un-inspired recent deaths. I can only attribute them to a lack of enthusiasm from the game host due to lack of enthusiasm on the part of certain players. I rate them two and a half thumbs-down."

    Professor Frink: "Well, unless you were born with a superfluous half-thumb or full-thumb, or had one surgically attached to you, I declare that such a thing is a scientific impossibility. Mmm-huay."

    Moe the Bartender: "Hey, why ain't the Mole-man sayin' nothin'? We ain't gonna catch the scums that way. I suggest we murder him in cold blood, to catch the final murderer."

    Comic Book Guy: "I am inclined to agree. Perhaps the game host also gave us a clue when he suggested that the murderer was 'silent' in the previous write-up."

    Professor Frink: "Write-up? What write-up? Is there a place where we can get an omniscient-perspective narration of events? Blast! Now I have no use for my Expositron Mark IV. According to my calculations, it would have advanced this storyline with superhuman creativity. A nearly-flawless design, though it sometimes overloads and fires a WOG at inactive characters."

    Moe the Bartender: "Speaking of which, the Mole-man is rather inactive. Perhaps, suspiciously so...."

    Comic Book Guy: "Yes, the inactive player must go! No lurker victories! WORST.... VICTORY.... EVER!!!"

    Professor Frink: "Then the democracy gods have smiled upon us, which we shall soon attempt to disprove using evidence. But for now, we must do their angry bidding. I SMITE THEE, IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!!"




    Professor Frink fires the Expositron Mark IV at Hans Moleman, causing him to screech like a mole-man.... or a monkey-man.... or some other animal-man hybrid, just before he was VAPORIZED.



    Comic Book Guy: "YES!!! Everyman saves the day. An instant classic."

    Moe the Bartender: "Everyone come down to Moe's Tavern for a round of beers. Hey, I will even give you.... ten percent off."

    Professor Frink: "According to my calculations, this townie win goes a long way towards restoring the balance between good and evil in the gameroom. M'hoy!"

    Charles Montgomery Burns: "The Mole-Man is dead? I'm sure that's what Matt Groening would have wanted. He never thought that character should have even been in the show. Whoops, the last of the blood from that heart beat I had in 1972 has reached my brain....." *ack*





    THE END






    Csargo - Hans Moleman

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Hans Moleman was Mister Teeny!



    Mister Teeny was MAFIA!






    Alive: 3/18

    Romanic- Moe the Bartender
    Diamondeye2- Professor Frink
    Yaropolk- Comic Book Guy



    Dead: 15/18

    Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
    Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
    Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
    Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
    Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
    Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)
    Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum (Innocent)
    Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (MAFIA MASTERMIND)
    Zack- Clancy Wiggum (Innocent)
    TheFluffyOne- Waylon Smithers (Innocent)
    Nightbringer- Herb Powell (MAFIA)
    pevergreen- Groundskeeper Willie (Innocent)
    Captain Blackadder- Seymour Skinner (Innocent)
    God Emperor- Barney Gumble (Innocent)
    Csargo- Mister Teeny (MAFIA)







    Excellent!


    CONGRATULATIONS, WINNERS!!!!





    Post-game commentary will come soon. Please feel free to discuss the game until then.
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    Interesting note, this would have be the first Simpsons/Futurama-themed game I've hosted that was won by the town faction. In every single other game, the game has been won by mafia, actor, or serial killer.

    The curse of the townies....
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    Post-game Commentary, Part One

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    Epilogue







    Moe's Tavern




    Moe the Bartender: "I've changed my mind. In honor of our victory, drinks are on the house. Drink up, my friends...."

    Comic Book Guy: "I believe I will have an ale, barkeep."

    Professor Frink: "I usually abstain from alcohol, but perhaps a white wine spritzer would be just the trick to help me unwind. I'm all wound up still.... HOYVIN-GLAVIN!!!"

    Moe the Bartender:
    "So uh, Frink. What's with the incinerator gun thing you're carrying around?"

    Professor Frink: "The Expositron Mark IV? Like I told you, it's a device that allows perfect narration to take place. Just point it at the people, places, or things you wish to add exposition to, and the device fires a ray which advances the story. Since all it does is cause the target to de-molecularize, it only has evil applications. But, I'm willing to sell it to fund my next project, which is creating a device which rids the world of all the Expositron Mark IV weapons I've built and then sold to the army. I call it.... the Expositron Mark V."

    Moe the Bartender: "So, you just pick it up, point it, and shoot it like a gun, and it kills someone?"

    Professor Frink: "A crude but very accurate description, yes."

    Moe the Bartender: "Like this?"

    Professor Frink: "Preci-"





    *ZAP*




    Comic Book Guy: "Woah! Another plot twist. I suppose that means you were the killer all along, Moe the Bartender. Or should I say..... Mister Teeny!"

    Mister Teeny the Bartender: "That's correct. As an evil monkey genius, I was able to learn how to speak and impersonate ugly humans, like Moe, who regrettably hung himself in this very bar before I could get a chance to murder him myself."

    Comic Book Guy: "I guess it is up to me, Jeff Albertson, the creator of Everyman, to vanquish the villain before all hope is lost. Stand back, Teeny, or else I will use my official Xena: The Warrior Princess Chakram of Light and decapitate you without mercy."

    Mister Teeny: "Silly primate. I hold in my hands the Expositron Mark IV. Do you have any last words?"

    Comic Book Guy: "I have spent decades alone in my mother's house reading comic books, playing computer games, and complaining about the declining quality of The Simpsons on alt.nerd.obsessive. One time in 1996, I got very close to kissing a poster of Sarah Michelle Geller, the actress who plays Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It was a life well-spent."

    Mister Teeny: "And now you've been outsmarted by a chimpanzee. Good job!"





    *ZAP*






    THE END







    Romanic - Moe the Bartender

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Moe the Bartender was Mister Teeny!



    Mister Teeny was MAFIA!






    Alive: 1/18

    Romanic- Mister Teeny (MAFIA)



    Dead: 17/18

    Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
    Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
    Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
    Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
    Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
    Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)
    Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum (Innocent)
    Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (MAFIA MASTERMIND)
    Zack- Clancy Wiggum (Innocent)
    TheFluffyOne- Waylon Smithers (Innocent)
    Nightbringer- Herb Powell (MAFIA)
    pevergreen- Groundskeeper Willie (Innocent)
    Captain Blackadder- Seymour Skinner (Innocent)
    God Emperor- Barney Gumble (Innocent)
    Csargo- Hans Moleman (Innocent)
    Diamondeye- Professor Frink (Innocent)
    Yaropolk- Comic Book Guy (Innocent)







    YOU BUMBLING KNUCKLE-DRAGGERS!

    I should have outsourced to India like all the other wealthy industrialists......







    CONGRATULATIONS, MAFIA!!!!


    Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (Mafia Mastermind)
    Nightbringer- Herb Powell (Mafia grunt)
    Romanic- Mister Teeny (Mafia grunt)







    This is the real ending, of course. The curse of the townies.... continues.



    To be continued in part two.
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