The Half Monty [Concluded]

[Romanic]

Why the change of heart concerning GE?

Is that question directed at me? If so, I wasn't voting GE, I was voting CB.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day Seven




Town Hall



Principal Skinner: "Order, order, everyone sit down. Moleman, spit out that gum!"

Moe the Bartender: "All right, put your votes on this slip of paper, and pass it up to the front."

Groundskeeper Willie: "I think the fat one did it."

Homer Simpson: "Hey! You take that back, I've lost a lot of weight."

Comic Book Guy: "Indeed, Homer, but I believe the Groundskeeper was referring to me."

Barney Gumble: "He was talking about me!"

Hans Moleman: "There sure are a lot of fat men in here...."

Professor Frink: "According to my Gut-check Accu-Accuse Scumdarometer, the guilty person (or persons) here is (or are)...."

Moe the Bartender: "Yeah yeah, whatever egghead, get to the point...."

Professor Frink: "It seems that the murderer of Mister Burns was..... none other than Homer Jay Simpson!"

*all gasp*

Homer Simpson: "D'oh!!! Why do lynch mobs always come after me??"

Comic Book Guy: "Woah, woah, woah.... Homer Simpson was already accused of the attempted murder of Charles Montgomery Burns in the sixth season episode 2F16 entitled 'Who shot Mr. Burns?'; therefore I believe putting him on trial again for the same crime would be double jeopardy."

Principal Skinner: "Mmmmm indeed. Well the votes have been counted, it's Homer Simpson all right. How do we get around the pesky double jeopardy law?"

Moe the Bartender: "What in the blue heck are you talkin' about, pinhead? We're a violent lynch mob... we don't need to follow the law."

Groundskeeper Willie: "I can't agree more. If he shot Burns, I say we bury him up to his head in rock salt at midday, and point a giant magnifying glass at his face."

Barney Gumble: "I say we crush up some bar glasses and feed it to him until he dies!"

Homer Simpson: "What the.... you don't even know if I did it! You're all a bunch of freakin' wierdos, man!"

Hans Moleman: "I say we point a sandblaster at his stomach until it shoots out the other siiiiiide...."

Comic Book Guy: "That one is not actually that bad. I give it a rare two and a half stars."

Seymour Skinner: "I have to insist that we follow what little remains of the law in this town. We can't try Homer Simpson twice for the same crime."



The corpse of Mister Burns even weighs in on the matter.



Charles Montgomery Burns: "Indeed... you nitwit hooligans haven't gotten it right yet. Don't you remember? This buffoon, whoever he is, once held me at gunpoint and threatened my life. Need I remind you that he possesses neither the cranial capacity, nor the opposable digits to operate a firearm."

Homer Simpson: ".....that's right. So I couldn't have done it!"



Suddenly, a hammer falls from the rafters, and lands squarely on Homer Simpson's head. He is knocked to the ground and the clatter of metal against tile reverberates throughout the assembly hall. Something has fallen out of Homer's pocket.



Homer Simpson: "OWWW!!!!!"



Moe the Bartender: "Hey, wait a minute.... what's that over there on the floor?"

Principal Skinner: "Why, it appears to be some sort of firearm."

Barney Gumble: "A pistol!" *BELCH*

Homer Simpson: "Stupid hammer! Who dropped that on me?"



*the ominous sound of someone sucking on a pacifier is heard from high above the assembled guests. A tiny silhouette crawls back toward the heating ducts....*



Barney Gumble: "Hey, Homer.... when did you re-grow your hair?"

Moe the Bartender: "Wait a minute.... there's somethin' not right goin' on around here. This 'Homer Simpson' was wearing a bald cap. He's not even Homer Simpson at all!"

Homer Simpson/Herb Powell: "That's right, you MORONS! You finally got something right, after what has to be centuries of abject failure."

Comic Book Guy: "Herb Powell, Homer's illegitimate half-brother, whose life was once ruined by one Homer Simpson. The resemblance is striking."

Herb Powell: "Good job, numb nuts. All those years of not having a girlfriend must have given you plenty of time to study up on trivia."

Principal Skinner: "Why did you do it, Powell?"

Herb Powell: "Why? WHY??? I'll tell you why. Because Homer Simpson ruined my life... I had my own Automotive company, and I was as rich as Burns, and then Homer came along and my company went belly up! Then, I invented a baby translator which would have allowed mothers to know exactly what their infants wanted, but none of you dipwads ever bought one!"

Moe the Bartender: "Oh yeah, that's right. I was meanin' to buy one for my cousin's baby shower, but I forgot."

Herb Powell: "I've been living out of dumpsters for far too long... and then, I asked Mister Burns for some change, and he struck me in the face with a bottle of Cold Duck. That's when I finally snapped, and I got revenge on Burns... and Homer Simpson... and the rest of you asinine piles of dog feces in this hick town!"

Hans Moleman: *wielding sand blaster* "Let's get him, everyone..... kill kill kill....."

Herb Powell: "Come here, you bunch of morons! I'll rip out your eyeballs with my teeth! I'll feed you your own entrails!"

Barney Gumble: "Hold him down!"

Moe the Bartender: "Here's a present for you, Herbie.... brass knuckles!"

Herb Powell: "You'll never take me alive, you bunch of ingrates! My trained monkey will destroy you all!

MISTER TEENY!!!

AVENGE ME!!"

Nightbringer- Homer Simpson

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Homer Simpson was Herb Powell!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Herb Powell was MAFIA!

Alive: 7/18


Captain Blackadder
Csargo
God Emperor
pevergreen
Romanic
Slashandburn Diamondeye2
Yaropolk


Dead: 11/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)
Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum (Innocent)
Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (MAFIA MASTERMIND)
Zack- Clancy Wiggum (Innocent)
TheFluffyOne- Waylon Smithers (Innocent)
Nightbringer- Herb Powell (MAFIA)




Begin Night Seven.

[Nightbringer]

damn, you guys got me, well, thats what I get for being away from computers for a while after panicking with my first time being mafia.
Good luck _____ and _____, you waste these little townies for me k

[Renata]

Haha!

[Zack]

Is that question directed at me? If so, I wasn't voting GE, I was voting CB.

No, I meant that two phases ago you were willing to lynch him, but now you're talking like he's a townie.

[Romanic]

No, I meant that two phases ago you were willing to lynch him, but now you're talking like he's a townie.

Ah yes. This was before robbiecon was killed, my opinion of many players, including GE, has changed since we found our first mafia.

[Diamondeye]

Ah yes. This was before robbiecon was killed, my opinion of many players, including GE, has changed since we found our first mafia.

If not him... YOU?

[Romanic]

If not him... YOU?

M-me? Mafia?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Seven




Springfield Elementary School

Groundskeeper's shed



Groundskeeper Willie: "Call Willie a moron, will ye? Well look what happened to you, laddie. Willie's makin' haggis with an extra ingredient: yer brains!"

Powell's head said nothing.

Groundskeeper Willie: "And Willie's not stupid. Willie knows what'll happen next... someone will point the finger at him, and say Willie shot Burns."

Willie took a long swig of whiskey, and continued.

Groundskeeper Willie: "I could ne'er have shot Burns. It's impossible for me to fire a pistol! If you check me medical records, you'll see I've got a cripplin' arthritis in me index fingerrrrrs."

Powell's head said nothing.

Groundskeeper Willie: "I got it from space invaders in 1977."

Powell's head said nothing. Suddenly, Willie turns his head.

Groundskeeper Willie: "I could smell you comin' a mile away, you filthy stinkin' animal. I'm ready for ya; Willie's covered from head to toe in bacon grease. There's not a creature alive that can out-wrestle a greased Scotsman!"

The dark figure in the corner continued puffing on its cigar, silently.

Groundskeeper Willie: "No? Don't want to fight me like a man? Very well, I guess I'll just have to slaughter you like an animal!"

Willie grabbed a high-powered, gigantic hedge trimmer. It looked like a mini-chainsaw, and roared to life.





*BANG*




Groundskeeper Willie: "Where are ye going? Come back here and fight Willie, ya cigar-smoking surrender monkey! Ach, they don't pay me enough to care about this. I ne'er should have turned down the lead role in Braveheart."

pevergreen- Groundskeeper Willie

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Groundskeeper Willie was innocent!

Alive: 6/18


Captain Blackadder
Csargo
God Emperor
Romanic
Slashandburn Diamondeye2
Yaropolk


Dead: 12/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)
Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum (Innocent)
Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (MAFIA MASTERMIND)
Zack- Clancy Wiggum (Innocent)
TheFluffyOne- Waylon Smithers (Innocent)
Nightbringer- Herb Powell (MAFIA)
pevergreen- Groundskeeper Willie (Innocent)




Begin Day Eight.

[pevergreen]

Grease me up!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Okie dokie.

[God Emperor]

DE it's time you stop hunting me ! :p

Now Romanic, I have for some time wanted to see you lynched.. The problem is that you have been under no pressure a all, been active and helpful (assuming you are not scum :p) , and you are still alive.. I will ofc later on go back and review your posts, but for now Vote: Romanic

[Diamondeye]

I... Can't... Stop... Now...
Vote: GE

[God Emperor]

Why then ? ^^ Did you notice that Nightbringer was scum?? :p

[Diamondeye]

Why then ? ^^ Did you notice that Nightbringer was scum?? :p

Yeah... Why?

[God Emperor]

I am the one sending him towards his lynch :o
even though you are obsessed with having me lynched, you cannot ignore this fact ! :p

[Romanic]

DE it's time you stop hunting me ! :p

Now Romanic, I have for some time wanted to see you lynched.. The problem is that you have been under no pressure a all, been active and helpful (assuming you are not scum :p) , and you are still alive.. I will ofc later on go back and review your posts, but for now Vote: Romanic

Lynching me because I am still alive? Is that the only argument you can come up at this point? So yes, I also support your idea to read back through the thread. Who know what you might find.

I'm going back to my yesterday case, on Captain Blackadder, but looking at the voting records, I think Csargo might also be a good idea.

vote: Captain Blackadder

[Yaropolk]

I just finished reading through all of Nightbringer's posts.

He focused his voting heavily on GE a few rounds in a row
Voted for me twice
Also for Pever, Zack, Fluffy, and one FOS on Romanic followed by a countervote by Romanic on NB.

Pever, Zack, and Fluffy are all dead innocents.

Since this is NB's first time as scum I don't think he was voting for his partners but probably playing it safe.

That leaves CB, DE(replacing S&B), and Csargo.

I see one post defending Csargo, which may be a bit scummy:

sorry I haven't been very present guys. I'm going to try to devote some more time to the game now, and to start with, what kind of a vote is this?

Maybe you could give us a reason? Votes without reason just make doing the same excusable for scum. Maybe I missed something, but I don't really see any reason to target csargo in the first place?
For the entire game you seem to have just voted randomly and made fluff statements.
vote:pevergreen
Give a good reason for your vote and I may take my vote off of you.
(complete side note, why do you dislike it so much when people capitalize the p in your name?)

And

Post Counts:
DE + SB = 31
Csargo = 16
CB = 8

Based on post counts, I'd like to get rid of CB as he's lurking like a pro.

[Yaropolk]

Forgot to Vote: Captain Blackadder

[Diamondeye]

Sure, unvote, vote:CB. The GE thing was just a tease anyway.

[Zack]

Based on post counts, I'd like to get rid of CB as he's lurking like a pro.

Why is inactivity a case against Blackadder when the mafia have been active every night?

[Diamondeye]

Why is inactivity a case against Blackadder when the mafia have been active every night?

It isn't, Yaropolk is the last scummer.

unvote; vote: Yaro

[Zack]

It isn't, Yaropolk is the last scummer.

unvote; vote: Yaro

What caused you to go from agreement to outright accusation?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Romanic: 1 GE
Blackadder: 2 Romanic, Yaro
Yaro: 1 DE


Really guys? 4 votes out of 6?

Pizza is disappoint. And you will be too.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day Eight





Town Hall



Some people: "Lynch Skinner!"



And so, Skinner was lynched. He said not a peep on his way to his death, too. He wasn't the only silent one, either.



Pizza was disappoint.



They were, too.

Captain Blackadder- Seymour Skinner

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Seymour Skinner was innocent!

Alive: 5/18


Csargo
God Emperor
Romanic
Slashandburn Diamondeye2
Yaropolk


Dead: 13/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)
Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum (Innocent)
Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (MAFIA MASTERMIND)
Zack- Clancy Wiggum (Innocent)
TheFluffyOne- Waylon Smithers (Innocent)
Nightbringer- Herb Powell (MAFIA)
pevergreen- Groundskeeper Willie (Innocent)
Captain Blackadder- Seymour Skinner (Innocent)




Begin Night Eight.

[Diamondeye]

Well, it's Yaropolk, guys.

((As noted elsewhere in other threats, a recent theft of my laptop will mean that I probably won't be very active for the next couple of days until I find myself a new one))

[Yaropolk]

Well, it's Yaropolk, guys.

You can't argue with solid logic like that

[Zack]

You can't argue with solid logic like that

You're not one to talk. [/bitter]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Writeup will be delayed for a bit, having long closing shift tonight and open shift tomorrow.

There's not much time left in this game, so any gameroom moderators, please encourage the next small game to begin.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Eight



They found Barney Gumble's body face down, with bullet holes through his entire body.

They looked at one another, unsure which of them was the silent killer....

God Emperor - Barney Gumble

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Barney Gumble was innocent!

Alive: 4/18


Csargo
Romanic
Slashandburn Diamondeye2
Yaropolk


Dead: 13/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)
Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum (Innocent)
Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (MAFIA MASTERMIND)
Zack- Clancy Wiggum (Innocent)
TheFluffyOne- Waylon Smithers (Innocent)
Nightbringer- Herb Powell (MAFIA)
pevergreen- Groundskeeper Willie (Innocent)
Captain Blackadder- Seymour Skinner (Innocent)
God Emperor- Barney Gumble (Innocent)




Begin the Final Day.


Note: A tied vote (no lynch) will result in an automatic loss for the innocent team.

Round ends in 24 hours, on the dot.