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    Default Re: Dirty Little Secrets

    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
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    Whenever I stay in a motel/hotel, I take every last roll of toilet paper, bottle of shampoo, soap and coffee package I can get my hands on. Furthermore, I know all the major chains who offer free breakfasts without tokens, and I often randomly stop at these establishments when travelling despite not having a room there. When one wears a nice suit and combs ones hair, people tend not to question ones presence. I know that technically this is stealing, but so is the Hampton Inn charging 109.99 for a single.
    As a student, me and a friend once dressed up in our best suit and went to a wedding party in some expensive place (we weren't invited or didn't know the couple of course). There were over 300 people or so, nobody asked questions. Didn't make it to the dinner table, because they had some system to attribute places to people (apparently, each group consisted of people who really knew each other), but we managed to drink about 10 glasses of champagne each and to eat plenty of small snacks at the wedding reception.

    You'd be amazed at what you can get away with when wearing a good suit and showing good manners
    Last edited by Andres; 02-03-2011 at 12:02.
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