Another Health Thread Brought to You by Yours Truly

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I suggest you supplement this diet by hitting the gym, lawyering up and deleting your facebook account. It will go a long way in helping you.

EDIT: Also, don't eliminate virtually all carbs. Your body still needs a good amount, trying to have your body live off its fat solely is no good.

All weight comes down to calories in > calories burned. All you have to do is flip that somehow and you will start losing weight.

Also, wait until Strike's ban is lifted before expecting any real answers.