Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
I could, given a few minutes of effort, cite philosophy, demographics, and cultural conventions that would make stuffed penguins look like the best possible parents for human babies. But sometimes, as Freud said, a cigar is just a cigar, and a kid deseves a mother and a father regardless of the sophist's art.
So much then for my plan to raise my kids together with their hot three lesbian mothers...


Also, I see why you would identify with certain backwards Middle Eastern cultures...