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    A man we called Lee the Asian,
    Had rice on most ev'ry occasion,
    We laughed at wee Lee,
    When told cheesily,
    He'd after rice to the occasion.
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    Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

    A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
    but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

    Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
    imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.
    Be intent on loyalty
    While others aspire to perform meritorious services
    Concentrate on purity of intent
    While those around you are beset by egoism


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    Now use your own imagination, Toga!

    I have run out for the moment, so you will excuse me please if I take one from a book:

    The girls who frequent picture-palaces,
    Set no store by psychoanalysis,
    Indeed they're annoyed,
    By the great Dr. Freud,
    And they cling to their long-standing phalluses.

    (...fallacies!)

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    Oh, heh. I didn't realize you'd made that up. At least I passed on Peter Piper, and Seashells by the Seashore ...

    Hmm ...

    Pick your pretty panties, pouting Paula, per your pleasure if you please
    Prick, your petty pokes perturb my patience, not appease

    Umm ... I better quit while I'm ahead.
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    Ha ha ha! I would like to know how pouting Paula's prickly pretty panties were the first things to come to your mind!

    Another from the book (It's marvellous):

    There once was a fellow named Lancelot,
    Whom was looked on by his neighbours askance alot,
    Whenever he'd pass,
    A presentable lass,
    The front of his pants would advance alot.

    Nah! Do your best Toga, I did this with Beirut once, but that one was less friendly!

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    The sauce brings a terrible curse
    I find myself wearing a purse
    Makeup and bra
    A unicorn thong
    White skirt I'm a sexy nurse

    In the mirror I truly see
    My true self whose name is Dee Dee
    A tuck and a waddle
    My chest I do fondle
    (creepy voice)
    Would you BLANK me?
    I would BLANK me


    Not so much a tongue twister as a drunken cry for help
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    Phwaw! That's a hell of a truckie's limerick!

    Another one from a certain book - one of my favourites:

    While Titian was mixing rose-madder,
    His model reclined on a ladder,
    Her position to Titian,
    Suggested coition,
    So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

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    de goedkoopste goedkope koperverkoper
    verkoopt zijn allergoedkoopste goedkope koper
    goedkoper dan een andere goedkope koperverkoper
    zijn goedkope koper verkopen kan

    We do not sow.

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    Peter piper picked a pickled pepper, a pickled pepper peter piper did pick.
    At least thats how I think it goes.
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    From some 80s hair band who's name escapes me: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"

    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    In the mirror I truly see
    My true self whose name is Dee Dee
    A tuck and a waddle
    My chest I do fondle
    (creepy voice)
    Would you BLANK me?
    I would BLANK me

    It puts the lotion in the basket...
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    From some 80s hair band who's name escapes me: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"



    It puts the lotion in the basket...
    I immediately had chilling visions of Buffalo Bill in drag as well.

    Re: the origins of: "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy."
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    From some 80s hair band who's name escapes me: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"



    It puts the lotion in the basket...
    Or else it ends up in a casket!
    Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!

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    An old member called Togakure,
    Is masochistic for most of the day,
    He sweeps up the dung,
    Which others have flung,
    What he does after dark I can't say.

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    No cunnilingus?

    Thread fails.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    No cunnilingus?

    Thread fails.
    Seems to me like there are a few cunning linguists in here.

    I am trying to come up with something worthy of posting, Glenn, but such creativity has never been something I can simply command; either it billows forth, or fails a la interruptus. I'll continue to grind though.
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    Cunnilingus? Cunning linguist? Masterful, Toga! I await your work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Togakure View Post
    Seems to me like there are a few cunning linguists in here.
    WIN!

    Signature worthy, I tell you.
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    I may not be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    I may not be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
    That title belongs to Magorian Aximand over on the Talewords Anachronist's Guild off-topic forum. He is formidable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    I may not be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
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    Exercising your tongue, eh? you horndog you! you.............

    oh. nevermind then.
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    There was also a member named Vuk,
    Who thinks that he's off the hook,
    But we shall recall,
    His brutish gall,
    When he called Europe's armies crook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    There was also a member named Vuk,
    Who thinks that he's off the hook,
    But we shall recall,
    His brutish gall,
    When he called Europe's armies crook.
    How sweet, you wrote me a poem! *blushes*
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    I'm sorry to say I am
    unable to think of an original one at the moment
    so enjoy this instead.

    There was a fisherman named Fisher
    who fished for some fish in a fissure.
    Till a fish with a grin,
    pulled the fisherman in.
    Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher
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    What a day to see this thread...I had to make a tongue twister today...

    Fickle Ickle picked pickles, harvest quickle with a sickle. Flickle Ickle tickled Fickle, Fickle countered with a tickle. But Flickle Ickle's never tickled, for she tickles ticklers with a kickle to fickle Fickle Ickle's back.

    I think the one I wrote was better....but it is in a friend's notebook
    Last edited by Motep; 02-10-2011 at 04:41. Reason: whoah
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    Your twister is slightly unstable, Motep!

    That is a marvellous one, Fluffy, it is one which I remember by heart - but it is unfortunately not lewd enough.

    This is more suitable:

    To Sadie the touch of a male meant,
    An emotional cardiac ailment,
    An acuteness of breath,
    Caused her untimely death,
    In the course of erotic impalement.

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    Ah, a poet after mine own ... heart.

    ...

    [steps back]

    Hmm, upon re-read, that didn't sound quite right.
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    Now this is a funny one!
    I present "Copyright Explained!"

    When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. You can write good and copyright but copyright doesn't mean copy good - it might not be right good copy, right?

    Now, writers of religious services write rite, and thus have the right to copyright the rite they write.

    Conservatives write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric might write right rite, and have the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright would be right. Then it might be copy good copyright.

    Should Thom Wright decide to write, then Wright might write right rite, which Wright has a right to copyright. Copying that rite would copy Wright's right rite, and thus violate copyright, so Wright would have the legal right to right the wrong. Right?

    Legals write writs which is a right or not write writs right but all writs, copied or not, are writs that are copyright. Judges make writers write writs right.

    Advertisers write copy which is copyright the copy writer's company, not the right of the writer to copyright. But the copy written is copyrighted as written, right?

    Wrongfully copying a right writ, a right rite or copy is not right.
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