Exercise of the Tongue

[PershsNhpios]

A man we called Lee the Asian,
Had rice on most ev'ry occasion,
We laughed at wee Lee,
When told cheesily,
He'd after rice to the occasion.

[Togakure]

Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.

[PershsNhpios]

Now use your own imagination, Toga!

I have run out for the moment, so you will excuse me please if I take one from a book:

The girls who frequent picture-palaces,
Set no store by psychoanalysis,
Indeed they're annoyed,
By the great Dr. Freud,
And they cling to their long-standing phalluses.

(...fallacies!)

[Togakure]

Oh, heh. I didn't realize you'd made that up. At least I passed on Peter Piper, and Seashells by the Seashore ...

Hmm ...

Pick your pretty panties, pouting Paula, per your pleasure if you please
Prick, your petty pokes perturb my patience, not appease

Umm ... I better quit while I'm ahead.

[PershsNhpios]

Ha ha ha! I would like to know how pouting Paula's prickly pretty panties were the first things to come to your mind!

Another from the book (It's marvellous):

There once was a fellow named Lancelot,
Whom was looked on by his neighbours askance alot,
Whenever he'd pass,
A presentable lass,
The front of his pants would advance alot.

Nah! Do your best Toga, I did this with Beirut once, but that one was less friendly!

[Major Robert Dump]

The sauce brings a terrible curse
I find myself wearing a purse
Makeup and bra
A unicorn thong
White skirt I'm a sexy nurse

In the mirror I truly see
My true self whose name is Dee Dee
A tuck and a waddle
My chest I do fondle
(creepy voice)
Would you BLANK me?
I would BLANK me


Not so much a tongue twister as a drunken cry for help