another joke:

- A man calls home and the housemaid picks up the phone:
'Hello Maria, could you please put Mrs. Smith on the phone?'
'I´m sorry senor, but the lady is upstairs in bed with a friend.'
'WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING MARIA??? IS SHE CHEATING ON ME???'
'She is in bed with a friend of her'.
'I CANNOT STAND THIS...MARIA...DO ME A FAVOR, YOU MUST GO GET MY SHOTGUN FROM THE STUDY AND KILL THEM BOTH'
'Ok senor'
*the maid steps away from the phone....loud bangs and screams can be heard over the phone*
'Ok senor, all done'
'Very good, very good, just push the bodies down into the basement, I will deal with it when I get home'
'The basement? what basement senor? there is no basement'
'Ups...sorry...I dialed the wrong number!'

:P

I´m here all week folks......tip the veal, try your waitress.