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    Default Re: What could you do with your wife when she caught in adulterous situations? (Joke)

    Quote Originally Posted by Sonic View Post
    in Mosaic / Biblical time:
    - Call some witness and bust them, they will be dragged to the field and will met their death by stoning. You do what God said.
    Not exactly. Better read this.
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    Default Re: What could you do with your wife when she caught in adulterous situations? (Joke)

    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Not exactly. Better read this.
    yeah, but this was supposed to be a joke thread

    interesting articles btw, but if I want serious discussions, I'll post it on the Backroom.
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    Default Re: What could you do with your wife when she caught in adulterous situations? (Joke)

    What if they are not in an adulterous situation and they or just wrestling, or he is looking for his contact because it fell down her pants?
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    Men get the ultimate shaft when it comes to marrige, money, and kids

    And thus God invented the Pre-nup. As for the kids succeed in making them think mum is a bad person
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    Default Re: What could you do with your wife when she caught in adulterous situations? (Joke)

    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    What if they are not in an adulterous situation and they or just wrestling, or he is looking for his contact because it fell down her pants?
    at least it was safe to kill them both in ages earlier than modern ages
    that kind of question is asked by a modern persons
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    Default Re: What could you do with your wife when she caught in adulterous situations? (Joke)

    and still we have improved cuz you dont want to compare this list to the list "what can you do to your husband when you no longer like him or just to get rid of him in general"

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    Default Re: What could you do with your wife when she caught in adulterous situations? (Joke)

    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    and still we have improved cuz you dont want to compare this list to the list "what can you do to your husband when you no longer like him or just to get rid of him in general"
    show us the list

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    Default Re: What could you do with your wife when she caught in adulterous situations? (Joke)

    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    What if they are not in an adulterous situation and they or just wrestling, or he is looking for his contact because it fell down her pants?
    So, did that excuse work for you or not?

    This dude's got a better way.
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    Default Re: What could you do with your wife when she caught in adulterous situations? (Joke)

    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    So, did that excuse work for you or not?

    This dude's got a better way.
    Believe it or not, my ex had excuses that bad, like when one of my "associates" assisting me while I was away phootgraphed her and one her of her boyfriends entering and exiting the county health department together. Only 2 reasons a man and woman would be doing that, and her explanation was so ridiculous even her attorney laughed.

    Anyway, I won't kill the guys in question, but I do still discreetly harass them and play cruel practical jokes. As for her, she needs no help in ruining her life, I just get updates from my moles and giggle about her latest exploits.

    While the whole divorce/custody thing is still swayed to the female, it is not nearly as bad as it used to be. In the 70s mom could be a drunk, unemployed, promiscuous high school drop out with dad having his act together, yet mom would still get the custody. I almost want to believe it was a secret agreement between judges and attorneys so it would absolutely gurantee they would be back in court at a later day, thus spending more money that goes to lawyers and the city government.
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