What could you do with your wife when she caught in adulterous situations? (Joke)

[Hosakawa Tito]

What if they are not in an adulterous situation and they or just wrestling, or he is looking for his contact because it fell down her pants?

So, did that excuse work for you or not?

This dude's got a better way.

[Major Robert Dump]

So, did that excuse work for you or not?

This dude's got a better way.

Believe it or not, my ex had excuses that bad, like when one of my "associates" assisting me while I was away phootgraphed her and one her of her boyfriends entering and exiting the county health department together. Only 2 reasons a man and woman would be doing that, and her explanation was so ridiculous even her attorney laughed.

Anyway, I won't kill the guys in question, but I do still discreetly harass them and play cruel practical jokes. As for her, she needs no help in ruining her life, I just get updates from my moles and giggle about her latest exploits.

While the whole divorce/custody thing is still swayed to the female, it is not nearly as bad as it used to be. In the 70s mom could be a drunk, unemployed, promiscuous high school drop out with dad having his act together, yet mom would still get the custody. I almost want to believe it was a secret agreement between judges and attorneys so it would absolutely gurantee they would be back in court at a later day, thus spending more money that goes to lawyers and the city government.