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    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    Yeah..... this only worked if you were rich and could afford the thugs to protect you in the ensuing blood fued.
    The same could be said in general of all pre modern societies and even some supposedly modern. Just because you were not legally prohibited from killing/maiming someone in certain situations that didn't make it a practical recourse.

    Anyway, on the subject of what women could do to obtain divorce in medieval time: say their partner is unable to sexually satisfy her. This is cause for annulment of the marriage and leaves her free to find a more potent partner and you with the stigma. Another opt out possibility was adultery, if you are guilty then she is free to seek annulment of the marriage.

    Anyway I believe the stoning of women is still very much current in such beacons of male rights as Saudi Arabia and Iran...
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    yeah, divorce law today is a blatant discrimination against men, especially since it was made by assumption that every men will brutally beat their wifes, neglect her, and abuse her. In fact, most men won't even dare to hit a women (unless severely provoked, and it's very rare situations).

    and if we take several things, men are always got discriminated against women in divorces:
    After divorce, men will almost certain to lose custody of their children because everyone assumes that women will make better parents (unless he bribe the judges of course, but wait, bribes need money as well). A father who seeks custody often finds himself the target of numerous false accusations. And even if he win that without bribing the judges, his former wife can still kidnap their children and she won't be prescuted (but men will definitely got problems if they attempt to do that).

    I'll say we must revive the "Crime of Passion" concept, if your spouse is unfaithful, you are legally capable to kill them both for greater good and save time, just make sure you have some weapons ready ( or at least a hoe or shovel)

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    You said hoe. How apprapo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    You said hoe. How apprapo
    those things is heavy, have sharp edges, and with one swing, you could decapitate that damn adulterers.



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    So you kill the hoes with a hoe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    So you kill the hoes with a hoe.
    ahh, sorry, forgot the pun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    This thread is to women what Fragony is to Muslims.
    I wonder what Secura will say if she read this thread...

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