Girl problems

**Strike For The South** · 02-09-2011, 18:16

Originally Posted by jabarto

i have a solution

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Here is my counter offer

No

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

DUDE I TOLD YOU I WOULD GO ON DIET AGAIN LET IT GO WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS ALREADY OKAY!?

See you jest but a diet won't work, it looks fluid like. Such a shame to waste a cute face and a good intellect

**jabarto** · 02-09-2011, 18:34

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Here is my counter offer

No

**a completely inoffensive name** · 02-09-2011, 20:04

Hit the gym, lawyer up and delete your facebook account.

**Major Robert Dump** · 02-09-2011, 21:08

goodness the hate is overwhelming in here.

Actually Strike, Liposuction will take care of it. Only costs around $1200 per arm, but since you are so close to Mexico she could probably get both done for about $17. May be difficult to bring up in conversation, though.

Maybe strongly hint that she go to the gym with you, then brutalize her with power sets of bicep/tricep?

**Togakure** · 02-09-2011, 21:15

Hit the dance floor for a couple of hours straight, two or three times a week, and moderate her beer. She'll sweat that off quick. Afterwards ... well, nvm.

**Yoyoma1910** · 02-10-2011, 05:09

See needs to start doing sun gods, that should tighten those muscles up for her.

Or you can embrace the strange awesomeness of her human wings.

-Gator