I TALKED TO 3.......

[Prussian to the Iron]

So as you walked, your hand accidentally brushed past her.

Maybe say that next time, instead of claiming you sexually harass people.

no, it wasnt a brush. it was definitely a slap. but not an intentional slap.

[a completely inoffensive name]

no, it wasnt a brush. it was definitely a slap. but not an intentional slap.

Too late, I have already reported you, you perverted ****.

EDIT: Next time, you respect women like a modern man and get them drunk before you take advantage of them.

[Megas Methuselah]

But the black ones were still hotter.

[Prussian to the Iron]

hotter than the one closest to me, yes. but the one on the end is totally hotter, and the one in the middle has really, really nice tits. am i allowed to say that?

[a completely inoffensive name]

hotter than the one closest to me, yes. but the one on the end is totally hotter, and the one in the middle has really, really nice tits. am i allowed to say that?

No, this is the internet. You don't say that kind of stuff on it.