Why should my country have an official language?

I mean seriously? Why should I speak the language of my pale, emoitonally stunted, sexually repressed oppressers?

I like to think of America with more of a latin or French flair besides, a pretty girl speaking spanish>a pretty girl speaking english

Besides we all know English is one step closer to German and that can only mean one thing

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