Step one: Don't say the word 'banter'.
I'll be back with more later.
Step one: Don't say the word 'banter'.
I'll be back with more later.
We do not sow.
Sounds to me like you need to figure out how to tell a few funny stories.
people always have great time for storytellers FACT
They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
a gallant son of eireann was Owen Roe o'Neill.
Internet is a bad place for info Gaelic Cowboy
you need to be a good liar or have a social life to have funny stories. she likely wont find your conversations with us humorous.
Insult people. That is the sole basis of my banter.
I listen to a lot of standup comedy....and I notice I end up putting a lot of things i hear into casual conversation.....good to get a girl to laugh for example.
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
Quick lines for ya, rhy:
Do you have anymore classes after this? [answer] Oh, that sounds nice! I think I heard of it before, but tell me about it./ Oh, done for the day, huh? Heading home after this, or work or something?
You look tired. (This actually got me a date one time, and eventually laid) (the thing is, she WAS tired, and went on to explain WHY she was tired, lmao)
What are you majoring in?
Is this your 4th/senior year?
Got any projects or assignments due soon? (You can discuss your big 30-page essay, Rhy)
Oh, I'm so exhausted! [Lol why?] I've been working on this tedious paper lately...
Bow-chicka-bow-wow! [chicka-bow-a-wow] [simultaneous laughter] <---- there's a good chance that might work. I think I'll try it sometime soon.
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