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    Hope guides me Senior Member Hosakawa Tito's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    After a day or two there's a bit of a whiff in the air. A week or so after that the stench is overwhelming. And so on.
    Hehehe, I must be dead and don't know it yet.
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    I think it's pointless to think about whether or not there's an afterlife. Que sera, sera. Nothing you can change about it anyway. The only certainty is that one day, I will die

    I don't really like the idea, but there's nothing I can do to change it.
    Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy

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    I picked "Something" cos if I was dead there would be a wake with all the usual sorts of things that go on at an Irish wake like music, singing and dancing etc.

    It's all part of the grieving process
    They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
    a gallant son of eireann was Owen Roe o'Neill.

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    Calvin: Hobbes, what do you think happens to us when we die?
    Hobbes: I think we play saxophone for an all-girl cabaret in New Orleans.
    Calvin: So you believe in heaven?
    Hobbes: Call it what you like.


    Seriously now....when you die the biologic support for your consciousness stops working.....so that's it....no real need to worry about what happens next....that's nothing that will concern you.
    "If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Calvin: Hobbes, what do you think happens to us when we die?
    Hobbes: I think we play saxophone for an all-girl cabaret in New Orleans.
    Calvin: So you believe in heaven?
    Hobbes: Call it what you like.


    Seriously now....when you die the biologic support for your consciousness stops working.....so that's it....no real need to worry about what happens next....that's nothing that will concern you.
    Yeah? I have this book saying you are wrong, so there! It's in a book, you see.
    Few are born with it, even fewer know what to do with it.

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    Standing Up For Rationality Senior Member Ronin's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibumi View Post
    Yeah? I have this book saying you are wrong, so there! It's in a book, you see.
    lol...that just reminded me of a Marc Maron bit - "I read it in a book....written by a guy.....who writes books".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    lol...that just reminded me of a Marc Maron bit - "I read it in a book....written by a guy.....who writes books".
    Yepp, pretty much what I aimed for. hehe
    Few are born with it, even fewer know what to do with it.

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    When you die you must befriend ten year old psychic boys who see dead people.
    Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Seriously now....when you die the biologic support for your consciousness stops working.....so that's it....no real need to worry about what happens next....that's nothing that will concern you.
    This assumes that our conciousness resides in our physical bodies as a matter of necessity. You could look at it another way, our concoiusness resides in our physical bodies as a means of controling said body, but it is not constrained there. To look at it another way, the brain is the ship's wheel, not the soul's vessel.
    "If it wears trousers generally I don't pay attention."

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    Go to Abraham's bosom and await the resurrection of the saints.
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

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    Don't know what will happen next time, but last one there were a big party... I dont remember much... you know... I was a bit dead.... ;)
    returning to the shadows.....

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    RIP Tosa, my trolling end now Senior Member Devastatin Dave's Avatar
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    I'm going to have a three way with Jesus and Muhammed...
    RIP Tosa

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