Rhyfelwyr told me specifically that pr0n is banned in the afterlife - at least in his Calvinist heaven. But since I'm a wicked papist Fenian, I figure I'm going to Hell anyway and I bet they have pr0n.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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