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    Sex boycotts would never work with me because I have internet pornography and video games which are better than sex any day. I was pretty sure Belgians never shaved anyway, so this would effect me in absolutely no way. My solidarity is with men everywhere who are faced with women using their diminishing sexual power over them. And body hair.
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    Belgian female students just celebrated our world record 'government forming' by giving a public striptease. They're really sticking the knife in deep or is nobody actually caring?
    Though I must admit that it's been at least a few days since ... would she ly about having her periods?
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    IS THE BEER SAFE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    IS THE BEER SAFE
    At least someone is posing the right question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff View Post
    Sex boycotts would never work with me because I have internet pornography and video games which are better than sex any day. I was pretty sure Belgians never shaved anyway, so this would effect me in absolutely no way. My solidarity is with men everywhere who are faced with women using their diminishing sexual power over them. And body hair.
    The first sentence is sig worthy.



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    Too many damn Belgians in the world already, I say. One Hercule Poirot is one too many.....



    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff View Post
    Sex boycotts would never work with me because I have internet pornography and video games which are better than sex any day. I was pretty sure Belgians never shaved anyway, so this would effect me in absolutely no way. My solidarity is with men everywhere who are faced with women using their diminishing sexual power over them. And body hair.
    Dude, buy your girlfriend a book or something... Virtual Sex with Jenna Jameson cannot possibly touch the real thing if she even knows 10% of what she's doing...
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    Pr0n/=/ sex
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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