I couldn't see anythread to post all the weird stuff I come across, so I figured; Why not make one?

It started with when I attacked Egypt and the turn after the Pharao in his wisdom sent a diplomat my way who insisted that I became a protectorate to Egypt. Quoting the diplomate I recall him saying something like this:

"The Great Pharao something, may health be upon him states that "All Your Base Are Belongs To Us!"."

Which kind of made me raise an eyebrow. Unfortunately I don't have a screencap :/

Later on I came across anotehr twisted Egyptian...or was it Roman?



This rebel warlord...who turned out to be an egyptian heavy chariot captain no less and not a true roman general at all...ehh...not even a general...
He has a healthy scepticism of foreigners at least, so I do wonder how he feels when he looks in the mirror...

He...yeah regarding men....



I would have thought that the Amazon army would contain a few more women...but that's just me...the greatest scam in history? The realm of the transvestites? Unfortunatly I lost the screencap of their general...who hand't even bothered with a skirt.