The Norse ambassador, a huge, bearded man dressed more like a soldier than deplomat, wanders in and promptly takes a seat and starts off on a large tankard of mead.
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The Norse ambassador, a huge, bearded man dressed more like a soldier than deplomat, wanders in and promptly takes a seat and starts off on a large tankard of mead.
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The English ambassador is a rather tall, lanky fellow with a clean shaven face and a piercing gaze. He has black hair and brown eyes, and his clothes are lavish - red silk with lace and golden embroidery. Three golden lions are woven on the left side of his chest.
"Ah, the Norwegian diplomat. Well met, i am Sir Thomas, here to speak on behalf of his Majesty Henry III, in God's grace king of England."
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(4) The Commander; (5) Method and discipline.
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The short thin Irish ambassador enters, wearing plain work cloths.
G'day chaps, pass me some o tha mead and lets get ta bossiness why don't we?
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"Good day Sir - the Englishman retorts with a polite tone. - what word of your realm and king?"
The art of war, then, is governed by five constant
factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations,
when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.
These are: (1) The Moral Law; (2) Heaven; (3) Earth;
(4) The Commander; (5) Method and discipline.
Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"
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Our realm and king is bein rid o occupiers!
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“Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.” ― Kurt Vonnegut
"Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge." ― Mark Twain
"Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is." ― Oscar Wilde
“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.” ― Groucho Marx
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The diplomat smiled enigmatically. He did not seem taken aback by the news of Irish aggression. "A fine goal to be sure."
He said that in a way that could leave his words to free interpretation.
"What of your plans for the future of these isles?"
The art of war, then, is governed by five constant
factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations,
when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.
These are: (1) The Moral Law; (2) Heaven; (3) Earth;
(4) The Commander; (5) Method and discipline.
Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"
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To leave happily with our sheep and keep any future intruders out.
I can assure you, that any occupying forces that seek to leave the Isle shall be granted safe passage out, but they must leave immediately, my King has little patience, and more than enough troops to slaughter every last one of them.
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"Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge." ― Mark Twain
"Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is." ― Oscar Wilde
“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.” ― Groucho Marx
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