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    Default Europe's Magical Mysterylands Mapped

    Some people have taken the effort of mapping the mental maps of Europeans. All the wonders of the crude notions of neo-nationalist Europe brought together in several convenient maps.






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    We'll start with France, the heart of Europe, and around which the universe revolves.

    Belgium and Switzerland are mini-me's. Italians are friends. Germans are best friends. (please, pretty please?)
    The other countries are really just varying degrees of annoying or useful. They make plumbers or weed or cell phones. Or something. Who cares really.



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    Europe as viewed from Poland.

    Evil bullies to the left, evil bullies to the right. In between, the vast lands Poland once managed to rule. It is Poland's God given right to influence these countries, whereas Russian and German influence in Poland is a sign of their innate criminality.

    The British are Godless traitors and the French are pussies, hence they lost WWII just when Poland was winning it.


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    Britain.

    At a glance the mental map that shows why stating the mere fact that Britain is a European country should be considered genocide.

    All is one big blur, one monolith from Portugal to Finland. Evil. Against which Britain must defend itself.
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    I like those!

    Now since you haven't hotlinked them like a good rule-obeying orgah, how about a link to their source, I hope there are more?!


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    I wonder why you not including the America

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    Godless traitors? I realy don't get that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greyblades View Post
    Godless traitors? I realy don't get that one.
    Godless as in non-catholic, traitors as in they didn't send everybody and their children in Poland immediatelly to stop German tanks.

    Great maps, I laughed my bottom off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greyblades View Post
    Godless traitors? I realy don't get that one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarmatian View Post
    Godless as in non-catholic, traitors as in they didn't send everybody and their children in Poland immediatelly to stop German tanks.

    Great maps, I laughed my bottom off...
    Actually, Sarmation, it has to do with the Allies not preventing the Soviet invasion of Poland after WWII, this betrayal is particularly pointed given the excellent combat records of Poles in the Allied War effort, especially the Polish Air Force during the Battle of Britain. We repaid the Poles by abandoning them once the war was done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post
    I wonder why you not including the America
    There is no map of America because my love is Europe and all it's magical undercurrents.

    However, I wouldn't want to dissappoint you so here is Europe as seen by American eyes:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Husar View Post
    Now since you haven't hotlinked them like a good rule-obeying orgah, how about a link to their source, I hope there are more?!
    There is no link because my rolemodel is Tribesman and all his magical undercurrents.

    However, I wouldn't want to dissappoint you so here is Europe as seen by German eyes:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarmatian View Post
    Great maps, I laughed my bottom off...
    There is no Serbian map because, well because. Besides you people are evil and stuff.

    However, I wouldn't want to dissappoint you so here is Europe as seen by Serbia's big orthodox daddy:

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    Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Texan by birth, woodpecker by the grace of God
    I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one - Brenus
    Bt why woulf we uy lsn'y Staraft - Fragony
    Not everything
    blue and underlined is a link


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