What a messed up day, man.

[Megas Methuselah]

I skipped classes but still went to campus. I drank 3 coffees. I found down my bros. I got drunk. I got high. I proposed to a girl. I smoked a couple cigars. Ate a free lunch. Had some more coffee and sobered up enough to go to work.

Also, I think I'm dating a baby mama right now, but my memory of that exact situation is kind of fuzzy. Moreover, there's a Walmart giftcard in my pocket; I don't know where it came from. I suppose it makes up for the missing money that was in my wallet this morning. God gives and God takes away.

[A Very Super Market]

In that order, Meth?

'Cuz that does sound like a doozy.

[Populus Romanus]

I got high.

Where do you live?

*calls police*

[Megas Methuselah]

Where do you live?

*calls police*

Amms-sta-damn.

But yeah, it was all messed up. Feels weird.

[Husar]

What with the girl you wanted to marry lately?
You're being totally unromantic here, what a messed up day indeed.