Mustache March

**Samurai Waki** · 03-05-2011, 20:55

I only grow enough facial hair to look ridiculous. Besides it's hard to look professional whilst trying to pull off 'bum in a suit'.

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 03-05-2011, 21:04

Why? Growing one makes you look even more ugly.

**Vuk** · 03-05-2011, 21:59

Originally Posted by Father Maxi

I only grow enough facial hair to look ridiculous. Besides it's hard to look professional whilst trying to pull off 'bum in a suit'.

lol, it depends on whether or not you actually trim it.

Originally Posted by ELITECubKingWarman88

Why? Growing one makes you look even more ugly.

lol, speak for thine own self.

A beard can take a decent looking boy and turn him into an incredibly sexy looking hunk of a man. (or so my friends have told me!

(with the right persuasion)

)

**Gregoshi** · 03-06-2011, 01:25

Originally Posted by ELITECubKingWarman88

Why? Growing one makes you look even more ugly.

Thanks buddy!

**Megas Methuselah** · 03-06-2011, 03:08

Originally Posted by Gregoshi

Thanks buddy!

Shave it off, and it'll look like you dropped 20 years off your age. This is why middle-aged men are able to score teenage girls during a midlife crisis. +they have fancy cars and money

**Gregoshi** · 03-06-2011, 03:27

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

Shave it off, and it'll look like you dropped 20 years off your age. This is why middle-aged men are able to score teenage girls during a midlife crisis. +they have fancy cars and money

I have no idea how to respond to this without busting out laughing...but I'll try.

I am married to a beautiful woman who's in love with the beard - so much so that she's put up with me for nearly 27 just to be with it. I think I'll keep it.

**Vuk** · 03-06-2011, 04:12

Originally Posted by Gregoshi

I have no idea how to respond to this without busting out laughing...but I'll try.

I am married to a beautiful woman who's in love with the beard - so much so that she's put up with me for nearly 27 just to be with it. I think I'll keep it.

And I am sure that the beard is the reason she loves you Gregoshi. :P

**Motep** · 03-06-2011, 07:28

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Moustaches/

A reason to grow a mustache? A reason to get lasers? A reason to get better music? Probably.

But by god, it feels so weird...

**Samurai Waki** · 03-06-2011, 11:22

Originally Posted by Gregoshi

I have no idea how to respond to this without busting out laughing...but I'll try.

I am married to a beautiful woman who's in love with the beard - so much so that she's put up with me for nearly 27 just to be with it. I think I'll keep it.

Just like my father was, never once did I seem him without his mustache. We bet him money to shave, and tried a slew of sneaky ways in trying to convince it was a good idea. Did. Not. Budge. Once.

**Beirut** · 03-06-2011, 12:49

Originally Posted by Gregoshi

I have no idea how to respond to this without busting out laughing...but I'll try.

I am married to a beautiful woman who's in love with the beard - so much so that she's put up with me for nearly 27 just to be with it. I think I'll keep it.

Priceless!

My woman hates my beard, which is why I am unshaven half the time.

I can grow a beard like a mad Russian monk, great stuff. Nothing better than working outside in freezing weather and having icicles all over your face. Manly indeed.