The evil smokers and their fiendish plot!

[Andres]

I quit smoking a couple of years back as well. I do enjoy a cigarillo or a cigar from time to time, usually during summer evenings. It's relaxing. I promised myself to pick up smoking "for real" again once I reach the age of 75, because at that age, I can no longer die young because of lung cancer, heart failure or whatnot, now can I?

Before I go off on a rant though, what do you guys think?

In order to keep the promise I made to myself, I'll be obliged to start stocking up on cigarettes, cigarillo's and cigars right now, I guess. There goes saving for my retirement... I need to buy the equivalent of +/- 15 years of heavy smoking now, before smoking gets illegal alltogether. Bastards!