Slang defined
I'm bored, so let's try to define some slang.
Southern slang:
Y'all- singular
Y'alls- singular possessive
All Y'all- plural
All Y'alls- plural possessive
Alls Y'all- singular, as in "alls y'all gots mudflaps wit nekkid wimmin on it". Wait, is that singular? I can't tell anymore.
Alls Y'alls- The end of the English language.
Web slang:
Fail- you lose
Owned- you lose more
Pwned- you lose moar
Uber pwned- you lose even moar
Epic pwned- Failgasm
Epic Fail- You fail so hard, it's actually a win. Do want.
Epic Failgasm- You fail so hard, it's actually a loss. Not sure if want.
Pwnt- Do not want.
ORLY?- I am incredulous.
YA RLY!- No, good sir, I am being forthright and honest. Although it seems implausible, I ask that you consider the veracity of my previous statement.
NO WAI- I would consider and reject it, my good man. I am afraid that is beyond the bounds of good reason.
YA WAI- I beg your patience and pardon, kind sir, but I must insist you reconsider post haste, lest you find yourself in disbelief of the world as it is, not as you wish it to be.
OKAY- Very well, I shall ponder this with due diligence. By my troth, I am off!
WAT- What in the blue heck does "by my troth" mean?
lol- I find this somewhat amusing.
LOL!- Okay, that was actually pretty funny.
ROFL- I probably cracked a smile. Good show!
ROFLCOPTER- I am laughing, while also in a helicopter. Not sure why.
LOLLERSKATES- Your joke has me feeling a giddy rush, as if I were on rollerskates.
LOLLERCOASTER- Indubitably, I am enjoying myself immensely. I could also be nauseous from laughing so hard.
LOLCANO- That was dangerously funny. I am standing on my chair because the floor is now made of lava. Don't touch the lava.
LOLLAPALOOZA- Annual music festival featuring popular heavy metal, alternative rock, hip hop, and punk rock bands, dance and comedy performances, and craft booths.
LOL WUT- That was funny because of how stupid it was, not because you were being clever.
1337- Did you know that I can substitute numbers for letters? How awesome is that??? Hi-five me, everybody!
Strange Space Language- (under construction, more research is needed)
Blagger- Someone who blogs, but it is misspelled.
Cor Blimey- Some sort of alcoholic beverage?
Bloke- It doesn't work anymore, and I have a speech impediment.
Bloomin- I have had onions this way.
Bloody- Better get a towel, then.
Gobsmacked- To be smacked with gobstoppers.
Knackered- To have worn knickers?
Slag off- Better to be slagged off than slagged on, I always say.
Feel free to add your own, or make corrections.
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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
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