Slang defined

**Askthepizzaguy** · 03-16-2011, 22:59

I'm bored, so let's try to define some slang.

Southern slang:

Y'all- singular
Y'alls- singular possessive
All Y'all- plural
All Y'alls- plural possessive
Alls Y'all- singular, as in "alls y'all gots mudflaps wit nekkid wimmin on it". Wait, is that singular? I can't tell anymore.
Alls Y'alls- The end of the English language.

Web slang:

Fail- you lose
Owned- you lose more
Pwned- you lose moar
Uber pwned- you lose even moar
Epic pwned- Failgasm
Epic Fail- You fail so hard, it's actually a win. Do want.
Epic Failgasm- You fail so hard, it's actually a loss. Not sure if want.
Pwnt- Do not want.

ORLY?- I am incredulous.
YA RLY!- No, good sir, I am being forthright and honest. Although it seems implausible, I ask that you consider the veracity of my previous statement.
NO WAI- I would consider and reject it, my good man. I am afraid that is beyond the bounds of good reason.
YA WAI- I beg your patience and pardon, kind sir, but I must insist you reconsider post haste, lest you find yourself in disbelief of the world as it is, not as you wish it to be.
OKAY- Very well, I shall ponder this with due diligence. By my troth, I am off!
WAT- What in the blue heck does "by my troth" mean?

lol- I find this somewhat amusing.
LOL!- Okay, that was actually pretty funny.
ROFL- I probably cracked a smile. Good show!
ROFLCOPTER- I am laughing, while also in a helicopter. Not sure why.
LOLLERSKATES- Your joke has me feeling a giddy rush, as if I were on rollerskates.
LOLLERCOASTER- Indubitably, I am enjoying myself immensely. I could also be nauseous from laughing so hard.
LOLCANO- That was dangerously funny. I am standing on my chair because the floor is now made of lava. Don't touch the lava.
LOLLAPALOOZA- Annual music festival featuring popular heavy metal, alternative rock, hip hop, and punk rock bands, dance and comedy performances, and craft booths.
LOL WUT- That was funny because of how stupid it was, not because you were being clever.

1337- Did you know that I can substitute numbers for letters? How awesome is that??? Hi-five me, everybody!

Strange Space Language- (under construction, more research is needed)

Blagger- Someone who blogs, but it is misspelled.
Cor Blimey- Some sort of alcoholic beverage?
Bloke- It doesn't work anymore, and I have a speech impediment.
Bloomin- I have had onions this way.
Bloody- Better get a towel, then.
Gobsmacked- To be smacked with gobstoppers.
Knackered- To have worn knickers?
Slag off- Better to be slagged off than slagged on, I always say.

Feel free to add your own, or make corrections.

**johnhughthom** · 03-16-2011, 23:03

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Strange Space Language- (under construction, more research is needed)

Blagger- Someone who blogs, but it is misspelled.
Cor Blimey- Some sort of alcoholic beverage?
Bloke- It doesn't work anymore, and I have a speech impediment.
Bloomin- I have had onions this way.
Bloody- Better get a towel, then.
Gobsmacked- To be smacked with gobstoppers.
Knackered- To have worn knickers?
Slag off- Better to be slagged off than slagged on, I always say.

Most of those are British slang.

Your gob is your mouth, gobsmacked = speechless, gob stoppers = can you talk while eating one?
To blag is to get something dishonestly, but not quite stealing.
Horses were put down in a knackers yard, hence when you're very tired you are knackered.

**Motep** · 03-16-2011, 23:04

this is why I love the org.

**Askthepizzaguy** · 03-16-2011, 23:09

Monastery temple or school.

**gaelic cowboy** · 03-17-2011, 02:08

Irish Slang

Nicely = drunk
Steamed = drunk
Langered/Langers = Drunk
Fluthered = Drunk
Stocious = Drunk
Schuttered = Very drunk
Palatic = extremely drunk

**Centurion1** · 03-17-2011, 02:23

Irish continued

bold- bad.

**gaelic cowboy** · 03-17-2011, 02:41

gah cant get the spacing right an I sleepy I shall come back to this anon

**Motep** · 03-17-2011, 02:45

bubbler = water fountain.

I love wisconsin

**johnhughthom** · 03-17-2011, 03:21

Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy

Irish Slang

Nicely = drunk
Steamed = drunk
Langered/Langers = Drunk
Fluthered = Drunk
Stocious = Drunk
Schuttered = Very drunk
Palatic = extremely drunk

Ahh, langers brings me back to my university days...

What's palatic? Do you mean paralytic?

**Populus Romanus** · 03-17-2011, 03:38

Drink your milk = You have stabbed someone, most likely in the face.

**thefluffyone93** · 03-17-2011, 04:09

Lolcat- text is often idiosyncratic and grammatically incorrect, and its use in this way is known as "lolspeak" or "kitty pidgin".

EXAMPLE

**InsaneApache** · 03-17-2011, 10:32

I'll have a go....

Plastered = drunk
Bladdered = drunk
Trolleyed = drunk
Mashed = drunk
Ratarsed = drunk
Three sheets to the wind = drunk
Blitzed = drunk
Blotto = drunk
Sloshed = drunk