Yeah, there is something about glasses that make you look nerdy/weak. I guess you lose manliness points for them since they are associated with pursuits like reading and other un-manly activities.

As for me, I'm 6'15", 350 lbs and can bench 800 lbs. I tried to wear glasses but I'm so manly my incredibly muscular and well defined face just snapped them in half.

OK, tbh, I've never tried a pair of glasses on. Apart from sunglasses, and I was told they made me look like a evil villain out of James Bond or something like that...