I am permanently dressed like a bum. I have one pair of shoes that are kind of like a cross between trainers and boots and I haven't cleaned them since I got them years ago. The only trousers (or pants for Americans) I have are of the tracksuit variety. For t-shirts all I have are some plain ASDA ones but I do have football tops I can wear if I want to look like less of a tramp. Plus in the winter I wear a jacket that looks like it belongs to an old man.

So I guess I look more like a cross between a chav and a bum.

I've got style.