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    Of a cruel, uncaring, unfair god would give you the most amazing person you can ever meet in your entire life, the one you get, the one that gets you, the only one who can make you the best you can be, the most beautiful girl, the most perfect girl, and places them 600 miles away? And then grants you the chance to see them, to be with them, to hold them in your arms, and takes them away too soon? Why must we have a cruel lord of ironic punishment ruling over us?
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    Ah, the woes of a long distance relationship. There is reason I never partake.

    At any rate, our kind. There is much to learn from this experience, for you.
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    Your own, I assume?
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    Maybe you should find a new god. I've heard Isis is pretty chill.

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    Is it not better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?

    Is it not better to have found that person, even 600 miles away, than to have gone on in life alone?

    If your answer is "no", then take Motep's advice, by all means...otherwise enjoy what you have found, learn what you can, and look for ways to improve the situation.
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    What happened how come you can't visit her anymore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuchip View Post
    What happened how come you can't visit her anymore?
    I can. in 3 months. 3. more. agonizing. months.
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    I also had the same problem before mate, my god also make my former sweetheart marry my former religious mentor as his third wife, all because of fear of god and his holy quran said men can marry four wives, religion suck in real life, face it.
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    yeah long distance is stupid.

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    Someone needs to turn that frown upside down
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Someone needs to turn that frown upside down
    To do this, you must fill your cup and raise it up

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    Don't lament the 3 months until you can see your gf. If you agonize and think that they will pass too slowly, then the time you do spend with her will pass more quickly. Enjoy the build up of anticipation and want and let it all flow out when you finally meet her face to face. Trust me, the wait will be well worth it! :)
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    Two words: phone sex.
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    Love the one you're with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Two words: phone sex.
    But what of hearing aids? One must be careful nowadays...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Two words: phone sex.
    ... Phone sex??


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    Still got yo V-card?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    Still got yo V-card?
    ...........................My moms incessant banging on my door, along with my siblings repeated yelling for us to come out right next to my door, made sure of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian to the Iron View Post
    ...........................My moms incessant banging on my door, along with my siblings repeated yelling for us to come out right next to my door, made sure of that.
    A. Get out of your house to have your fun.
    B. Nowadays, long distance relationships are not as hard as it was just 10 years ago. Me and my Canadian gf do just fine with texts and Skype.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monk View Post
    Maybe you should find a new god. I've heard Isis is pretty chill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian to the Iron View Post
    ...........................My moms incessant banging on my door, along with my siblings repeated yelling for us to come out right next to my door, made sure of that.
    Aww, that ain't nothin' to be ashamed of. Girls think it's kinda cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    Aww, that ain't nothin' to be ashamed of. Girls think it's kinda cute.
    Cute doesn't count in sexual encounters. When you only get to see someone every 3 months, mothers and siblings interrupting 2nd base (and in one case a transition to third, which never happened because of said interruption), is NOT ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian to the Iron View Post
    Cute doesn't count in sexual encounters. When you only get to see someone every 3 months, mothers and siblings interrupting 2nd base, and in one case a transition to third (which never happened because of said interruption), is NOT ok.
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    If you ask me, too much emphasis is given to sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motep View Post
    too much emphasis is given to sex.
    And rightfully so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    And rightfully so.
    Amusingly so, I might add. Gets my brother into trouble every time. Well, it would be better if it was not trouble with the law. : /
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    When Little Methuselah has some input, I tell him, "I am listening."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian to the Iron View Post
    Of a cruel, uncaring, unfair god would give you the most amazing person you can ever meet in your entire life, the one you get, the one that gets you, the only one who can make you the best you can be, the most beautiful girl, the most perfect girl, and places them 600 miles away? And then grants you the chance to see them, to be with them, to hold them in your arms, and takes them away too soon? Why must we have a cruel lord of ironic punishment ruling over us?
    I am assuming after this long silence that you went to her, proclaimed your love and became a very loyal boyfriend to her, celebrating your 9 month anniversary in two weeks.
    In all these papers we see a love of honest work, an aversion to shams, a caution in the enunciation of conclusions, a distrust of rash generalizations and speculations based on uncertain premises. He was never anxious to add one more guess on doubtful matters in the hope of hitting the truth, or what might pass as such for a time, but was always ready to take infinite pains in the most careful testing of every theory. With these qualities was united a modesty which forbade the pushing of his own claims and desired no reputation except the unsought tribute of competent judges.

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