Gangsta

[caravel]

Yeah, something similar happened to me too.

I was once walking down the street, alone, three o'clock at night, when I happenstanced upon a drug transaction going on. There were six guys, armed with knifes, guns, the lot. They were selling some cocaine to four other guys, huge, tall, pumped up.

I told them to get out of my way. They didn't respond. I told them again, as I usually do - everybody deserves a fair chance. Again they wouldn't move. So they left me no choice but to take them on.

Now I had been a car crash the week before, so one of my arms was broken, and I was in a wheelchair. Only my left arm was functioning, albeit only my pinkie. But that doesn't deter a tough guy like me. I immediately broke the jaw bones of the two guys closest to me with my left pinkie. Then I headbutted two of the other gang, who passed out. Four of them ran away in fright. The remaining fifteen pulled out their guns. Now I had to act fast. I threatened I would hospitalise each and everyone of them if they would not shove their guns up their rear and sing the Marseillaise. Only six of them complied. I stared the other forty down, willing them into submission. Some started crying for their mums, some even wet their pants. It was too late for them now. I had to unleash my fury, for there's no going back for me once a fight has come this far.
I battered and bruised the lot of them, crushing bones left and right, catching with my right hand the gold teeth I knocked out with my left. With my toes, I dialed sixty ambulances for them.

Even though they still sell drugs, they never bothered me again. I hear they've even employed 'spotters' who warn their gangs when I walk the streets, which they then abandon in fright.

Brilliant.

EDIT: what's a fitted cap? Is it one of those ridiculous way too big caps? Youngsters wear that here as well, together with pants that are way too big for them. Oh well, everybody dressed awfully during their teenage days, including me, so I won't hold it against them. The more ridiculous, the better since it gives me the right to complain about those "useless lazy youngsters nowadays". Eventually they'll get a haircut, a mortgage and a job.

I think it's a peaked baseball cap thingy...

Where I live some of the adults dress like that, not just the teenagers... usually with the crotch of the trousers down around the knees, finished off nicely with several fake gold sovereign rings on each hand and a piece of "Elizabeth Duke" 9 caret gold dog leash chain around their neck...