What's going on in London?

[Subotan]

Concentrate on the phrases "lessons learned", "moving foward", "listening to the voters" and of course "investing in our future". For the love of god don't get bogged down in detail or finances

Mhm, nothing like a detailed analysis of stats to produce a dreary article! I'm going to be writing it on the monarchy actually, and specifically why Labour needs it.

Concentrate on climbing the greasy pole of shut in election lists and try to get over the massive setback you'll have if you've not done PPE at Oxford - parties of the people don't need to be from the people

Aha, I'm way ahead of you - that's what I'm currently reading That said, I'm far too insecurely Northern to forget my roots, so hopefully I won't turn out like the run of the mill slimy PPE tosser that exists in the public imagination (And not without good reason, I might add)