Chinese Zodiac Mafia 2- The rise of the new council. [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Why pms?

Because it's that time of the month for me.

[thefluffyone93]

Because it's that time of the month for me.

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oh, I get it!
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you disgust me.

[johnhughthom]

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oh, I get it!
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you disgust me.

Me no get it, clearly pizzaman is saying it's the time of the month all the bills come in and all the paperwork needs done.

What ever did you think he meant? Preferably answer with one of those lovely pictures you are so fond of so I am in no doubt.

[thefluffyone93]

Me no get it, clearly pizzaman is saying it's the time of the month all the bills come in and all the paperwork needs done.

What ever did you think he meant? Preferably answer with one of those lovely pictures you are so fond of so I am in no doubt.

[johnhughthom]

[Zack]

Man, I always die early at the org.

[Double A]

jht, google PMS... but first drink a bottle or two of wine.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Here's the deal, two people voted for Autolycus. I'm sorry I don't have more time for this, I gotta run.

Vote: Autolycus

And I'm sorry about this, my friend.

[Double A]

An octuple post? That's new.

[Double A]

You can stop posting now, Pizza.

[Zack]

Saved for posterity.

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[Double A]

You're missing three.

[TinCow]

An octuple post? That's new.

Forum just had a technical hiccup. I cleaned those up.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Forum just had a technical hiccup. I cleaned those up.

Thank you, I was wondering why my posts kept disappearing.

That's embarrassing as all heck.

Edit: Also, I'm here until 10:30. I can discuss suspects and even change my vote if necessary. Please continue to try to persuade me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Seriously? Come on guys, we can do better than this. Do it for Beefy.

I know that this game doesn't lend itself well to activity and discussion, but that's the town's biggest handicap and it's easy to overcome, just by responding to simple questioning. If you had to pick someone to die, who?

I only got 2 or 3 responses. That's not good.

[Beefy187]

Sorry for the wait guys. I was busy for the past two days.

autolycus is lynched. Stand by for write up

[Beefy187]

Day 3 Summery

Bear took an fairly democratic approach and asked the players to tell him 2 top suspects.
When he saw that not many have done what he asked to, he roared and picked the turtle to be lynched.

"ROAR! Turtle! You be lynched okay?" he said. Picking the turtle up and preparing to toss him into a pot of boiling water.

"Wait wait!" said the turtle. "So I may not be talking on thread. But on the write up, I'm doing the wise guy role. More so then the human in fact. Imagine the world without me. It would be an disaster."

Bear thought for a minute then decided to disregard his pledge. "Shut up Turtle! Human are smart enough for me."

"Do you know the story of Achilles and the turtle? Its said that Achilles....Meaning the human can never catch up with turtle. Now that seems to be strange as the humans are soo much faster then the turtle. But this makes perfect sense without using silly trick like an hare sleeping in the middle of the race. See the humans are indeed faster then the turtle but...."

The lecture went on and on. For hours the animals sat there listening to the wise word of the Turtle. Nodding and shocked in awe. But eventually the Bear remember that he is in charge and finally threw him in the pot.

"BEAR IS HUNGRY! BEAR WANT TURTLE PIZZA!" he said.

Turtle was crunched into tiny little pieces. Bear no like sharing, He ate the whole thing.


List of players 7/12
Human (Secura)
Bat (TheFlax)
Tuna (johnhughthom)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Crocodile (Fluffy)
Rat (LocalGod)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)

List of the dead 5/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2
Turtle (autolycus) Lynched day 3

Start Night 3! Orders in within 24 hours!

[Askthepizzaguy]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

[thefluffyone93]

Turtle Pizza?
Why not turtle soup?

[Secura]

I believe that autolycus was a good choice; there was something off about his accusation of LocalGod, it seemed entirely baseless and somewhat lazy, if I'm honest.

However, I'm not sure what to make of LocalGod himself; he makes this comment regarding the Subotan lynch, is questioned about it by both Subo and Pizza... and then not only fails to respond, but doesn't make an appearance in-thread from there onwards.

I'm uncertain whether that is simply inactivity or something more, but that's the only suggestion I have currently; there's been very little to interpret otherwise.

[Subotan]

LocalGod does seem like a good candidate - I was expecting a retort from him when I pointed out his slip, yet he managed to escape.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm not confident Auto was guilty. I think he was simply busy.

It seems to me the shark writeup was more spectacular than the others. I think Shark was guilty.

Going to point the claw of pwnage at the Kangaroo now. Although Bear is upset that he did not eat the tuna.

Bear want tuna.

[Double A]

Crikey, I'm a herbavore mate! Tuna's bad for me gums!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Crikey, I'm a herbavore mate! Tuna's bad for me gums!

Bear not trust plant-eater. Plant-eater no like meat-eater. Want revenge. Bear eat them first.

[Double A]

Oh yeah, well guess what I saw th' other day.

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That's roight ya bearocrite, berries!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh yeah, well guess what I saw th' other day.

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That's roight ya bearocrite, berries!

Bear not picky, and likes meat. There not enough meat to satisfy bear, gotta eat other things.

Never enough to feed bear. Bear eat you all.

[thefluffyone93]

Egads, mate!
Just what the bloody 'ell is going on?
All this talk o' food has got me belly a'rumblin!

Put in spoilers for some dismemberment of some yummy gazelles.

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[Askthepizzaguy]

BEAR EAT YOU TOO, SCALY FISH WITH BIG TEETH.

BEAR EAT ALL OF YOU!!! ROOOOAAARRRRR *foaming at the mouth, covered in blood*



Ahhh... it's good to be bear.

[thefluffyone93]

Well, you can't do a Barrel Roll, can ya, mate?
But me and you, we gotta stick together!
We've been here since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, and we survived.
We are clearly superior to these younglings.
Mate.

[Double A]

He can't do a Barrel Roll, but he can do a Bearrel Roll.