"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
calm down bro there's space on the page for everyone
At this point, I am beyond winning or losing. From now on, every post I make, will be nothing but bear noises and talking about eating tuna.
I am enjoying being a bear wayyy too much for it to be remotely healthy.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Night 3 summery
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He's been flying around everywhere, gathering information.
"John 1! Found something?"
"No George 48.. The ninja squadron has found nothing juicy."
"Get the mighty 7s and the Holy Knights to search the east corridor. Also get the observers to report in what they found."
"NEWS George 48! All observers were found dead!"
"What?? Impossible! Our espionage net work can't be detected!"
"Unless your up against us....."
The voice was so cold, it gave chills to everyone present.
"Well Bats. Its a massive effort to get rid of all of you. Unlike those silly pigeons, you are greater in numbers are you actually fight using something other then dump bombs. But its my impression that killing your leader will take care of all of you."
"You will try!"
The bats immediately formed a combat formation and attempted to provide a deadly strike on its foe.
The attacker dodged the attack and took out 2 bats while doing some flips.
"George 48 was it? ARE YOU IN CHARGE?"
When George 48 realized the danger he was in, he was already dead.
But the bats continued to attack.
"Hmm.. strange. So some other fellow is in charge."
The attacker quickly observed the whole room, and found the leader. While the rest was providing a attack, one of the bat was trying to escape the room.
"The door is locked baby!" said the attacker and gave the escapee the deadly wound.
The rest of the bats disappeared. As the attacker made an feast out of the dead corpse.
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Yet again the animals gathered. Realizing they were late to rescue.
They moaned the death of a valuable member. And promised revenge on hes foe.
They picked a name out of the box and decided the Tuna to be their leader of the day.
List of players 6/12
Human (Secura)
Tuna (johnhughthom)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Crocodile (Fluffy)
Rat (LocalGod)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)
List of the dead 6/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2
Turtle (autolycus) Lynched day 3
Bat (TheFlax) Killed night 3
Start Day 4! Johnhughthom (Tuna) is the leader of the day!
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Crikey, mate! Yer worse than a starving koala who just saw a eucalyptus tree!
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
Crikey, mate, you're starting to sound like some kind of pommy.
Who does this delicious tuna vote fot then people?
Fluffy, Double A and yourself are acting so much like your usual selves that it's pretty difficult to get a read on you, while Pizza's maintaining his usual p-p-p-poker face. LocalGod looked scummy earlier, but has completely dropped off the radar since, don't know if this is lurking behaviour or inactivity.
I remember that I advocated three lynches in the last game and was incorrect on all three counts; however, I'm somewhat cautious about lurkers considering that Joooray won last time by flying completely under my radar with minimal activity.
So, I'd suggest LocalGod today; if that doesn't do it, I think Double A or Fluffy bear further scrutiny.
"Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."
Tuna give bear Kangaroo. Bear hungry.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
I'm going to Vote: LocalGod, might not get a chance to get online again before the phase ends, but keep the talk coming.
And why my? I am as cute as any other mouse.. Also, I haven't done anything bad.. except killing that cat on day one but.. heh.. the cats are evil!
Bear says flinch.....hard to argue against something that can rip your face off!
Vote: LocalGod
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
Tuna too afraid to ask crocodile if he understands the game.
Crikey....I forgot the rules.
Consider that a suggestion.
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
Day 4 summery
As soon as the judgment was announced, the battle which everyone has dreamed of was to be hosted in this room.
Tuna was to face rat. On papers there is only one winner. Tuna is bigger, stronger. Especially in water, rat doesn't stand a chance. But these kind of battles aren't on paper.
Tuna took a orthodox approach. He enchanted him self and became a flying horned Tuna.
Aiming carefully at the helpless small thing, he charged.
But rat was no creature who would die so easily. After all he was the only one who survived the purge of the Dog and the Snake.
Rat was no creature who would die the same way as the others did. Multiplying ninja style was so 1950s. He took a different approach.
"RUN!!! THE BLACK PLAGUE RETURNED!"
With that terrifying scream of the human, everyone in the room evacuated. Leaving the Tuna and Rat in the highly contaminated room.
Tuna could see that he only had a few minutes to live in this condition. He flew up high and blew a hole in the roof. Getting some fresh air. Then charged at the rat trying to escape.
"You ain't leaving my friend... Not while my fin is moving!"
Tuna continued to charge, not very effective in getting a small target.
While rat kept on dodging, and slowly poisoning the poor chap.
After 10 minutes of a duel, Tuna was back to normal Tuna. And rat was still alive.
"Sucked in!" triumphantly announced the rat, running away from the room.
Weakened Tuna out of the water he loves, took the final and the only option available.
He took a huge hop and swinged his tail as strong as he could.
Clean hit on the rat. He was slammed on a wall. Then Tuna body slammed the rat. Making him quite dead.
Tuna called for help. Which was hesitatingly achieved.
Tuna back in his water tank declared the meeting end and wished everyone good luck.
List of players 5/12
Human (Secura)
Tuna (johnhughthom)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Crocodile (Fluffy)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)
List of the dead 7/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2
Turtle (autolycus) Lynched day 3
Bat (TheFlax) Killed night 3
Rat (LocalGod) Lynched Day 4
BEAR WANT EAT POINTY TUNA.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
BLOODY 'ELL, THAT AIN'T NO TUNA, MATE!
HE'S A BLOODY MARLIN!
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
Night 4 summery
Dark cloud covered Australia.
He only wanted a cool swim. And occasional Wombats, emus or even silly humans entering his creek every now and then.
It was never his intention to do anything more then taking Australias reputation higher.
He definitely didn't volunteer to do a frontal war with the two tyrants of the animal kingdom. If he knew this was going to happen, he wouldn't have crawled out of Australia at all.
But if he were to be attacked, then he was strong enough to defend him self.
Indeed the attacker seemed to be in trouble, facing such a large opponent. With steel hard crocodile skin.
"How should I deal with you now?" said the attacker.
"Heres a suggestion mate. You bite me and I bite you. Its a fair battle. Who ever gives up loses."
Crocodile grinned, thinking that he was being smart.
Obviously his teeth was stronger then that of his enemy.
But the attacker thought for a minute and nodded.
"Okay. I'll take your deal"
He quickly moved and bit the crocodiles tail.
"CRICKEY! OI that hurts mate!!"
Crocodile attempted to bite the opponent but he couldn't reach him.
"Thats not fair!!" cried the crocodile. But he couldn't do anything but scream in agony.
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Eventually, animals gathered to find the corpse of crocodile in the morning.
Humans wanted to make a bag out of it while the bear wanted to eat his brains. Kangaroo.... Well he didn't mind giving him a kick to avenge the life lost against this brutal one. But Tuna stopped them all, slapping their heads with his tail. They all agreed that the Kangaroo should be the leader as he havn't had his chance to vote.
Kangaroo stood and sang Australian national Anthem. Before the bear could sing the Canadian national Anthem, he declared the start of the meeting, carefully deciding who to vote for... Knowing this could indeed decide their fate.
List of living players
List of players 4/12
Human (Secura)
Tuna (johnhughthom)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)
List of the dead 8/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2
Turtle (autolycus) Lynched day 3
Bat (TheFlax) Killed night 3
Rat (LocalGod) Lynched Day 4
Crocodile (Fluffy) killed Night 4
Alright mates, tell me who you think is the dog or snake, even if yer dead. Me'n someone else are the only real ones here, else the game would've ended already. Let's catch us a lying bugger!
Dude... Bear want tuna, okay?
Ya get it now? Bear, want, tuna.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
This is a very odd statement for you to make.
You state that yourself and one other player are the only remaining townies, which suggests that you believe two of the remaining players are mafia; in that case, the outcome of this lynch is irrelevant even if we lynched one of the remaining two, thus the game will end in mafia victory... I have to wonder though, how do you know that we have failed to lynch any scummers thus far, unless you are one yourself?
"Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."
Well, the way I see it is this:
I lynch a mafia (hopefully).
Mafia kills someone tonight.
That would mean that there's 1 mafia and 1 townie left. While this would normally be a "FUUUUUUUUU-" scenario for town, it isn't this game, since there is a 50/50 chance the remaining townie would get the opportunity to choose the lynch.
There have been role-reveals every death. I'm assuming they're 100% accurate and that we haven't killed a mafioso yet. If we have, then we have a better chance of winning.
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