Chinese Zodiac Mafia 2- The rise of the new council. [Concluded]

[Double A]

It's not random? I thought it would be random after all everyone went.

[Secura]

It's not random? I thought it would be random after all everyone went.

The general consensus for mafia games is that when the town-mafia ratio is 1:1, the mafia have won; if there are two remaining mafia as you so claimed, then surely the game is lost already and it doesn't matter who you lynch?

[Double A]

This isn't a regular mafia game, Secura, or have you not been paying attention to the lynches?

[Askthepizzaguy]

*groan* I hate to point a finger at Secura here, because I don't want her to get mad at me if I am wrong, and even if I'm right, it wouldn't really make her day. But I am split on Secura and John.

I hate to go for john, because the ONLY reason I'd go for him is because I can't read him and he's fooled me too many times in a row. That's a lame reason to go for someone. And yet, avoiding going for him because of that is also lame.

I can't decide. This is your game to win or lose, Double A, pick who you want.

[Double A]

I'm going to wait for his input before deciding.

Again, dead animals, you're free to comment. You may have gained some sort of clarity upon your deaths.

[johnhughthom]

Human must die.

[thefluffyone93]

Crikey, I never even got a chance to be the leader....
Only the human would kill to stay in power!
RAWR KILL.

[Secura]

This isn't a regular mafia game, Secura, or have you not been paying attention to the lynches?

You're just deflecting my arguments without a valid response, though; that's mightily frustrating.

Earlier, you claimed that there was only one other townie remaining aside of yourself, but you still haven't explained how you are aware of this; you claim that there's been no revealed scum in the writeups, yet alignments are not revealed upon death anyway, just as was the case in the previous game.

Nor are you able to properly explain how you know that this game will not adhere to 1:1, despite the fact that it's one of the innate rules of mafia; if the final day begins with one mafia and one townie, why would it go to lynch when the mafia could just stab him or whatever? Why does everyone bar myself seem to ignore this fact?

If you're correct that there are currently two town and two mafia, then the game is already lost no matter who you lynch; with all your flimsy rebuttals, I only have one conclusion to make... Double A, j'accuse.

Crikey, I never even got a chance to be the leader....
Only the human would kill to stay in power!
RAWR KILL.

And yet I don't have the power in my hands, since I'm not controlling today's vote.

Yesterday, I suggested that today's lynch should be levied at either yourself or Double A as you were both next on my list of suspects; what I didn't realise at the time, is that the both of you were the only remaining players who had not controlled the day vote, since I had it on D2, Pizza on D3 and JHT on D4.

Your death meant that Double A came into control of the vote as the sole remaining player who had not previously had the opportunity; stands to reason that a mafioso is now in control of the vote, thus the game is over... he's just toying with us.

*groan* I hate to point a finger at Secura here, because I don't want her to get mad at me if I am wrong, and even if I'm right, it wouldn't really make her day.

This makes me sound like a cry-baby!

Basically, if you have a valid reason to vote, I'm more than fine with that, but when it's a case of "Secura's gone quiet, let's ignore the fact that she may be having real life issues!" as it was in CoV, then I have something to say about it! :D

[Double A]

You're just deflecting my arguments without a valid response, though; that's mightily frustrating.

Earlier, you claimed that there was only one other townie remaining aside of yourself, but you still haven't explained how you are aware of this; you claim that there's been no revealed scum in the writeups, yet alignments are not revealed upon death anyway, just as was the case in the previous game.

Nor are you able to properly explain how you know that this game will not adhere to 1:1, despite the fact that it's one of the innate rules of mafia; if the final day begins with one mafia and one townie, why would it go to lynch when the mafia could just stab him or whatever? Why does everyone bar myself seem to ignore this fact?

If you're correct that there are currently two town and two mafia, then the game is already lost no matter who you lynch; with all your flimsy rebuttals, I only have one conclusion to make... Double A, j'accuse.

I thought they were revealed, that could mean there is only one scum. That's considerably better. This is just a theory, but I think that if I lynch the wrong animal today (or first mafia) and mafia kills tonight, there is a chance that the random voting order will continue. Hopefully a townie would get it, then they would be able to lynch the other player (aka mafia).

And... uh... if you haven't noticed, I'm horrible at rebuttals. I always have been.

[autolycus]

I think Secura's scum and likely the only scum left. In a game where only one person gets to vote each day, the 1:1 rule isn't necessarily binding. In my large Buffy game, an outright majority was required for any given scum team to win. She wanted to get one of the two who hadn't had vote control lynched yesterday, in which case a murder last night could have given the vote back to her. Kill her, kill her dead.

[Secura]

She wanted to get one of the two who hadn't had vote control lynched yesterday, in which case a murder last night could have given the vote back to her.

This statement would hold more water if I hadn't suggested LocalGod for the lynch yesterday; I suggested Double A/Fluffy for today's lynch.

Furthermore, would I not have had to rely on the numbers game to receive the vote again? Had the two people who hadn't controlled the vote been lynched/killed, it would have resulted in a 25% chance to get the vote control again, against Pizza/JHT/LocalGod.

I don't deal in chances that low, I'm afraid.

[Double A]

But 50/50, that might be a chance you're willing to take...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Kill Secura.

[Secura]

But 50/50, that might be a chance you're willing to take...

Those are still unfavourable odds; I don't deal in off-chances or maybe-maybe-nots, Double A.

You've heard the opinion of all three living players aside of yourself, you should just end it; your behaviour thus far is indicative of mafia, so it's probably a moot point at this stage anyway.

Kill Secura.

I think you're too late, Pizza.

[Double A]

Pizza and Secura have been extremely vocal, but jht hasn't said much at all. I did that as mafia in a Dethy game with Secura and Sasaki, just waiting for the town to rip itself apart and sit on the sidelines... so why wouldn't he?

vote: jht

[Askthepizzaguy]

Trouble is, his townie act is the same way. He will vote, but don't expect to see a big case laid out on someone.

[Double A]

I know, but he normally does a bit more than one post.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I know, but he normally does a bit more than one post.

I would think he'd be more active as mafia. But! We will see who is right... and who is dead.

[Beefy187]

Round over. Stand by for write up

[Beefy187]

Day 5 summery

The Kangaroo pointed straight at the Tuna. Declaring him the witch.
"The Tuna isn't talking too much. He must be guilty!" he said.
"He must be guilty!" echoed the second one in the pocket.

The Tuna was taken out of the fish tank and crammed in a bag.

"I AM ROGER JR!" Shouted the kangaroo and he started to punch the fish in the bag.


On the 26th combo punch (20 from the adult roo and 6 from the kid in the pocket) Tuna was no more.

Kangaroo dismissed the meeting and wished the remaining 3 good luck.

List of players 3/12
Human (Secura)
Kangaroo (Double A)
Bear (Askthepizzaguy)

List of the dead 9/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2
Turtle (autolycus) Lynched day 3
Bat (TheFlax) Killed night 3
Rat (LocalGod) Lynched Day 4
Crocodile (Fluffy) killed Night 4
Tuna (johnhughthom) Lynched Day 5

[johnhughthom]

gurgle.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Bear warned you it was hu-mon.

Now, bear eat tuna.

[Double A]

Crap, I hope my theory proves correct... or that Secura forgets to send in an order.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Crap, I hope my theory proves correct... or that Secura forgets to send in an order.

Secura won't forget to send in an order. I hope she kills you so at least bear will survive game.

[Beefy187]

Night 5 summery

He felt that his life was threatened.
He hoped that his instinct was incorrect.
But he hurried nonetheless.

Whether if its Dog or Snake. He was strong enough to fight them back. He could take on both if it was necesarry. But years of tyranny told him it wasn't just because of pure strength that those animals have been ruling this planet.

"Gods of old. Heroes of the past. I need your help. Protect your beloved humble animal, who means no harm to others. Protect him from those who threatens his life."

He started singing sacred chant. Hoping to rivive them.

"I am rat" said the first one. "You are bigger then me. And you lynched me. I hate you" he disappeared.
"I hate you too" he said. Then started to rivive the second.
"I am rabbit. You eat me. I hate you"
"I hate you too"
Come monkey, come sheep. Come cow, come horse, come rooster, come pig. Those animals all refused to help the needing beast.

Now he hoped for someone decent. Tiger or Dragon even.

"I am tiger"said the ghost. "How can I help you."
"I need your help. Urgently. I think I might get attacked any moment now."
"Grawr...Your thinking too much. I see no need of aid. No one is behind you. And you don't know how hard it is to get into bodies with flesh. I havn't done it for so long now. Good bye and good night"

"Lazy bugger" he commented. Then summoned the last one.

"I am dragon" said the final guy. "You need help"
"Now we're talking" he said. "Well this is just to make sure I'm safe. I might not need help in the end."
"I don't care. You need help."
"Mr dragon. With all due respect."
"Silence mortal. I need not your excuses. You need help, I offer help. I'm not doing this because I'm a legendary creature soon to be forgotten by everyone."

"I see why your so eagar."
"Silence. Now chant those final word."
"I summon thee. Dragon. Help this poor bear from the danger."
"Granted"

Smoke covered the room and Dragon came down to this world, after hundreds of years of absence.



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"My.. Our job just got harder."
"You slayed him few hundred years ago.You can do it again."
"I rather not get my self burned. I had a go last time, its your turn"
"No no. I do the thinking, you do the dirty job."
"Aww. Stuff you. Okay. We'll go together."
"No"
"Yes"
"Fine. Okay."

The dog and the snake rushed in and quickly took position after cursing each other.
"Hope you die"

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The dog faced bear and snake got the worse, having to fight dragon.

But bear was bad enough. Dog used his 101 darmesian dog mode, but bear in his Grizzly mode frightened them to death.

"I count 101 dinner candidate. Who wants to go first?"

The dogs ran away.

Dragon and the snake was roar off, showing off their sharp teeth.But dragon obviously came victorious. So the snake fled too.

"Thank you dragon!" said the bear. "You may go now."
"No can do bear" replied the dragon "You are not safe. Not for another few hundred years."

Bear roared to express his laughing, but he roared again when he saw them returning.

"You..."

Group of human girls entered the room, along with Roger Jr fully ready to punch his opponent to death.

"Traitors!" shouted the bear.
"No you are the traitor mate" replied back the Kangaroo.

Round two began.

This time, human faced the dragon and the Kangaroo faced the bear.

"Bring it Kuma"
"Fight on Roger!"
And they started maniacly controlling the PS2 controller.

"Dragon. I say we do the same! I use Jin, you use Alice or something."
"I don't play Tekken. I like playing spitting fire and burning people."
"Okay. What about I spy? Lets go girls!"

Girls held their hands and formed a vertical line and started marching towards the dragon.

"I spy something big!"
"Bear?"
"No not the bear."
"Another clue!"
"Something old!"
"This room!"

Dragon already saw where this was heading.
But couldn't motivate him self to burn those girls.. Dragons are supposed to be friendly to girls.

"Something long forgotten. And can't even be remembered."
"Does it start with a d?"
"Yes"
"Oh I know! It is.... Dracula!"

"Nooo!"
With that Dragon disappeared.

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Meanwhile, the bear was having trouble with PS2 controller. The kangaroo had a slight advantage. At least he can press punch and kick seperately, where as bear with his big paw can't do nothing but attempting to throw.

At the end Roger JR completely smashed Kuma.
Which meant his identity as a bear was to be taken away.

"Hey.. wait a second! I'm stroger then you in real life!"
"It doesn't matter. Tekken manual says Tekken battles are battles of honour. Loser loses honour and doesn't deserve to live. There for, you don't deserve to live. Go hang your self, or throw your self in a fire."
"Oh ok..."
The bear did exactly what the Kangaroo told him and the battle was all over.

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The humans and Kangaroos were later released from their control and allowed to live as they used to.
Especially as humans were crucial to their well being their attempt of revolution was never punished.

Kangaroo.. Well they weren't allowed to go out side of Australia but they didn't want to anyway.

All the other animals was severely reduced in numbers for what they tried to do.
All the animals swore never to rebel against Dogs and snakes. The ruler of this planet.

Total mafia victory


List of players 2/12
Human (Secura) mafia
Kangaroo (Double A) mafia

List of the dead 10/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2
Turtle (autolycus) Lynched day 3
Bat (TheFlax) Killed night 3
Rat (LocalGod) Lynched Day 4
Crocodile (Fluffy) killed Night 4
Tuna (johnhughthom) Lynched Day 5
Bear (Askthepizzaguy) Killed Night 5

[johnhughthom]

Well played Double A and Secura.

Thanks for the game Beefy.

I guess Secura was right, the game really was pretty much over when she said. Though I suppose you never know with Double A, there is always the possibility he will do something completely, um, Double A'ish.

[Secura]

I guess Secura was right, the game really was pretty much over when she said. Though I suppose you never know with Double A, there is always the possibility he will do something completely, um, Double A'ish.

Yeah, I had always wondered if he'd lynch me for the lulz; the whole to-do between Double A and I on the final day was just a facade, I wanted to see how people would react and it made the finale more fun.

QT: http://quicktopic.com/46/H/XtFYYbnQc9TMt

[Double A]

If I had a three sided coin, you would have had a 50/50/50 chance, but I just went with jht because I couldn't find it.

[thefluffyone93]

Crikey....I was actually planning on lynching Secura if I was leader........
But, they say hindsight is 20/20.
Not that it matters, AS I NEVER VOTED.
RAWR ON U.

[Askthepizzaguy]

BEAR ATE TUNA. THEREFORE BEAR WON.