Crap, I hope my theory proves correct... or that Secura forgets to send in an order.![]()
Crap, I hope my theory proves correct... or that Secura forgets to send in an order.![]()
Night 5 summery
He felt that his life was threatened.
He hoped that his instinct was incorrect.
But he hurried nonetheless.
Whether if its Dog or Snake. He was strong enough to fight them back. He could take on both if it was necesarry. But years of tyranny told him it wasn't just because of pure strength that those animals have been ruling this planet.
"Gods of old. Heroes of the past. I need your help. Protect your beloved humble animal, who means no harm to others. Protect him from those who threatens his life."
He started singing sacred chant. Hoping to rivive them.
"I am rat" said the first one. "You are bigger then me. And you lynched me. I hate you" he disappeared.
"I hate you too" he said. Then started to rivive the second.
"I am rabbit. You eat me. I hate you"
"I hate you too"
Come monkey, come sheep. Come cow, come horse, come rooster, come pig. Those animals all refused to help the needing beast.
Now he hoped for someone decent. Tiger or Dragon even.
"I am tiger"said the ghost. "How can I help you."
"I need your help. Urgently. I think I might get attacked any moment now."
"Grawr...Your thinking too much. I see no need of aid. No one is behind you. And you don't know how hard it is to get into bodies with flesh. I havn't done it for so long now. Good bye and good night"
"Lazy bugger" he commented. Then summoned the last one.
"I am dragon" said the final guy. "You need help"
"Now we're talking" he said. "Well this is just to make sure I'm safe. I might not need help in the end."
"I don't care. You need help."
"Mr dragon. With all due respect."
"Silence mortal. I need not your excuses. You need help, I offer help. I'm not doing this because I'm a legendary creature soon to be forgotten by everyone."
"I see why your so eagar."
"Silence. Now chant those final word."
"I summon thee. Dragon. Help this poor bear from the danger."
"Granted"
Smoke covered the room and Dragon came down to this world, after hundreds of years of absence.
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"My.. Our job just got harder."
"You slayed him few hundred years ago.You can do it again."
"I rather not get my self burned. I had a go last time, its your turn"
"No no. I do the thinking, you do the dirty job."
"Aww. Stuff you. Okay. We'll go together."
"No"
"Yes"
"Fine. Okay."
The dog and the snake rushed in and quickly took position after cursing each other.
"Hope you die"
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The dog faced bear and snake got the worse, having to fight dragon.
But bear was bad enough. Dog used his 101 darmesian dog mode, but bear in his Grizzly mode frightened them to death.
"I count 101 dinner candidate. Who wants to go first?"
The dogs ran away.
Dragon and the snake was roar off, showing off their sharp teeth.But dragon obviously came victorious. So the snake fled too.
"Thank you dragon!" said the bear. "You may go now."
"No can do bear" replied the dragon "You are not safe. Not for another few hundred years."
Bear roared to express his laughing, but he roared again when he saw them returning.
"You..."
Group of human girls entered the room, along with Roger Jr fully ready to punch his opponent to death.
"Traitors!" shouted the bear.
"No you are the traitor mate" replied back the Kangaroo.
Round two began.
This time, human faced the dragon and the Kangaroo faced the bear.
"Bring it Kuma"
"Fight on Roger!"
And they started maniacly controlling the PS2 controller.
"Dragon. I say we do the same! I use Jin, you use Alice or something."
"I don't play Tekken. I like playing spitting fire and burning people."
"Okay. What about I spy? Lets go girls!"
Girls held their hands and formed a vertical line and started marching towards the dragon.
"I spy something big!"
"Bear?"
"No not the bear."
"Another clue!"
"Something old!"
"This room!"
Dragon already saw where this was heading.
But couldn't motivate him self to burn those girls.. Dragons are supposed to be friendly to girls.
"Something long forgotten. And can't even be remembered."
"Does it start with a d?"
"Yes"
"Oh I know! It is.... Dracula!"
"Nooo!"
With that Dragon disappeared.
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Meanwhile, the bear was having trouble with PS2 controller. The kangaroo had a slight advantage. At least he can press punch and kick seperately, where as bear with his big paw can't do nothing but attempting to throw.
At the end Roger JR completely smashed Kuma.
Which meant his identity as a bear was to be taken away.
"Hey.. wait a second! I'm stroger then you in real life!"
"It doesn't matter. Tekken manual says Tekken battles are battles of honour. Loser loses honour and doesn't deserve to live. There for, you don't deserve to live. Go hang your self, or throw your self in a fire."
"Oh ok..."
The bear did exactly what the Kangaroo told him and the battle was all over.
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The humans and Kangaroos were later released from their control and allowed to live as they used to.
Especially as humans were crucial to their well being their attempt of revolution was never punished.
Kangaroo.. Well they weren't allowed to go out side of Australia but they didn't want to anyway.
All the other animals was severely reduced in numbers for what they tried to do.
All the animals swore never to rebel against Dogs and snakes. The ruler of this planet.
Total mafia victory
List of players 2/12
Human (Secura) mafia
Kangaroo (Double A) mafia
List of the dead 10/12
Cat (Subotan) Lynched day 1
Pigeon (Death is Yonder) Killed Night 1
Shark (robbiecon) Lynched day 2
Horned Beetle (Zack) Killed Night 2
Turtle (autolycus) Lynched day 3
Bat (TheFlax) Killed night 3
Rat (LocalGod) Lynched Day 4
Crocodile (Fluffy) killed Night 4
Tuna (johnhughthom) Lynched Day 5
Bear (Askthepizzaguy) Killed Night 5
Well played Double A and Secura.
Thanks for the game Beefy.
I guess Secura was right, the game really was pretty much over when she said. Though I suppose you never know with Double A, there is always the possibility he will do something completely, um, Double A'ish.
Yeah, I had always wondered if he'd lynch me for the lulz; the whole to-do between Double A and I on the final day was just a facade, I wanted to see how people would react and it made the finale more fun.
QT: http://quicktopic.com/46/H/XtFYYbnQc9TMt
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If I had a three sided coin, you would have had a 50/50/50 chance, but I just went with jht because I couldn't find it.
Crikey....I was actually planning on lynching Secura if I was leader........
But, they say hindsight is 20/20.
Not that it matters, AS I NEVER VOTED.
RAWR ON U.
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