Enough Already with the Experiments - Monarchy is the Best Form of Government

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Because you don't get to choose it. People who go into lawyering are fairly well compensated for their troubles, too, but they choose to do it; and their employers choose to hire them. I've never seen a application to be my head of state from any of them royals for my review, have you? I do get similar ones on a fairly consistent basis from politicians and I pass my judgment on them by way of the ballot.

That's still more of a complaint than a reason. If the system works and you are well governed why make material changes?